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The Next Build (A.K.A The NexBuild15)


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Coming soon to a future near you, build 2.9.9.9.9.105 iwillbackupmysave branch 25 

 

"Wow, I cant believe they added another number to it!"~Spiffo

 

"I can't believe it's not bullshit!"~Playerson Joystick

 

"really"~me

 

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  • A brand new way to die! No longer will you have to worry about hunger, for we have upped the zombies dial to 20, so you'll never be able to have a safehouse without 50 zombies in the closet!
  • Kate and Baldsp00t. Ever get bored of hearing pillow jokes everywhere? Too bad fuck'o!
  • NPCS. Will be released on build 3 Except it'll never come.
  • Improved zombie pathfinding. Finally able to build a base? Too bad, here comes 20 zombies who ran their way through your maze using their advanced rotting superhuman brains and dog noses.
  • Even more spiffo references! Everyone loved the spiffo dildos we released in last build! So now you can bring 50 spiffo dolls around a cultist rune and splatter clown blood all over the rune! But watch out because shitcurity will beat your ass

Coming soon to a build coming next millenium!

 

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I could easily see the people who bought early being tired of constantly restarting every couple of builds.

 

If you bought an an alpha game and are upset that it's changing, I'm afraid you're doing it wrong. That is an expected and necessary part of alpha game development, and if someone failed to acknowledge that… caveat emptor.

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  • A brand new way to die! No longer will you have to worry about hunger, for we have upped the zombies dial to 20, so you'll never be able to have a safehouse without 50 zombies in the closet!
  • Kate and Baldsp00t. Ever get bored of hearing pillow jokes everywhere? Too bad fuck'o!
  • NPCS. Will be released on build 3 Except it'll never come.
  • Improved zombie pathfinding. Finally able to build a base? Too bad, here comes 20 zombies who ran their way through your maze using their advanced rotting superhuman brains and dog noses.
  • Even more spiffo references! Everyone loved the spiffo dildos we released in last build! So now you can bring 50 spiffo dolls around a cultist rune and splatter clown blood all over the rune! But watch out because shitcurity will beat your ass

 

Meh, goes against lore.  :P

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If the complaint is about the state of the game, after paying for it.... it is Alpha.  There is the big "This is an Alpha" disclaimer.  You are in an huge test bed seeing what breaks and what does not.  You know it is an alpha going in, this is not something that blindsides you.

 

I talked with a bud about the game and he was not in for it at all.  After getting burned by Firefall, he is not putting a dime into another beta (besides closed beta, pre-release... ie early access).  That's cool.  I like the feel of the game and would rather be testing something this neat, than playing LOTRO or SWTOR, or some such.

 

If you toss you coin into the well and wish to be a part of what looks to be a great game... do it.  If not, dont.  Don't toss your coin into the well and then complain about the lack of water.

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Not nice but it took guts. Id take it as constructive critism

If I knew you in real life, I could call you a bad name face to face and that would take some guts but would that be constructive criticism?

You silly fuddy duddy.

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