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Heard this on (urgh) Chris Moyles show and it made an awesome travel game while baking in traffic jams.  Thought it might be fun for here...

 

Examples:

 

Q: The short actor fell from the cable drop and hurt his leg.

 

A: Tom Cruise has got a bruise.

 

Q: The Dothraki Horselord has set up his business and contacted the graphic designers.

 

A: Khal Drogo needs a logo.

 

 

(specific words in the middle don't have to be exact, as long as the rhyme word and the meaning are correct)

 

So.... to start us off:

 

The ginger pianist has been arrested for shoplifting.

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Earnest playwright decides that ceramic would look marvellous on his lavatory walls

Oscar wilde wished his bathroom was tiled?

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Woo hoo! On my phone so not sure how to do the bold thing.

Large breasted, talentless, british former glamour model suddenly second guesses her decision to join the american police drug force.

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All I can come up with is Katie Price regrets joining Vice, but that's prostitution not drugs? Argh. :P

That's right. Vice is prostitution here but drugs in America unless I'm retarded. I looked it up!

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That's right. Vice is prostitution here but drugs in America unless I'm retarded. I looked it up!

 

thought drugs in US was Narcotics? :D either way...

 

The former boxer was grilled by the police for the nightclub assault.

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thought drugs in US was Narcotics? :D either way...

 

According to Wiki, vice in the Us covers Prostitution, Drugs, Gambling and Alcohol too. Ah well :D

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