lemmy101 Posted July 28, 2013 Posted July 28, 2013 Heard this on (urgh) Chris Moyles show and it made an awesome travel game while baking in traffic jams. Thought it might be fun for here... Examples: Q: The short actor fell from the cable drop and hurt his leg. A: Tom Cruise has got a bruise. Q: The Dothraki Horselord has set up his business and contacted the graphic designers. A: Khal Drogo needs a logo. (specific words in the middle don't have to be exact, as long as the rhyme word and the meaning are correct) So.... to start us off: The ginger pianist has been arrested for shoplifting.
MashPotato Posted July 28, 2013 Posted July 28, 2013 An American psycho gets an extension to his coccyx.
lemmy101 Posted July 28, 2013 Author Posted July 28, 2013 Mash is afk but gave me advance permission to say that is correct!
CaptainBinky Posted July 28, 2013 Posted July 28, 2013 Barbarella's dad recreates his favourite Kevin Kline moment.
PK'EZ-54 Posted July 28, 2013 Posted July 28, 2013 I would play this, but I'm afraid my IQ level is not high enough.
CaptainBinky Posted July 28, 2013 Posted July 28, 2013 I was thinking "eats", but close enough Your turn
Psymong Posted July 28, 2013 Posted July 28, 2013 damn Binky, that was downright esoteric! ok, ok: The sixth secretary-general of the united nations visits a motorcycle dealership
CaptainBinky Posted July 28, 2013 Posted July 28, 2013 If this was pre 1996, it could be Boutros-Ghali buys a Harley edit: I'm an idiot. You specified "sixth" Is it Boutros-Ghali buys a Harley?
CaptainBinky Posted July 28, 2013 Posted July 28, 2013 Earnest playwright decides that ceramic would look marvellous on his lavatory walls
Tooks Posted July 28, 2013 Posted July 28, 2013 Earnest playwright decides that ceramic would look marvellous on his lavatory wallsOscar wilde wished his bathroom was tiled?
Tooks Posted July 28, 2013 Posted July 28, 2013 Woo hoo! On my phone so not sure how to do the bold thing.Large breasted, talentless, british former glamour model suddenly second guesses her decision to join the american police drug force.
lemmy101 Posted July 28, 2013 Author Posted July 28, 2013 All I can come up with is Katie Price regrets joining Vice, but that's prostitution not drugs? Argh.
Tooks Posted July 28, 2013 Posted July 28, 2013 All I can come up with is Katie Price regrets joining Vice, but that's prostitution not drugs? Argh. That's right. Vice is prostitution here but drugs in America unless I'm retarded. I looked it up!
Xydonus Posted July 28, 2013 Posted July 28, 2013 Google says she wanted to become a police commissioner (HA! HAHAH!).
lemmy101 Posted July 28, 2013 Author Posted July 28, 2013 That's right. Vice is prostitution here but drugs in America unless I'm retarded. I looked it up! thought drugs in US was Narcotics? either way... The former boxer was grilled by the police for the nightclub assault.
Tooks Posted July 28, 2013 Posted July 28, 2013 thought drugs in US was Narcotics? either way... According to Wiki, vice in the Us covers Prostitution, Drugs, Gambling and Alcohol too. Ah well
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