Facts of life

[MrZombifiedGamer]

So this is simple, just give a fact or two you've learned about life and share your wisdom with others. I'll go first since I started it.

 

Fact of life - The reason some people choose video games over life isn't -just- because of the bad people that are in the real world, it's also because of the horrible graphics... Of the real world... >.>

 

Fact of life - There are no (facts) in life, everything we see, think, hear, touch and taste is all an illusion, now that one tripped me out.

[Ontogenesis]

A few facts of life (actually, these seem to be general advice...):

 

People are their own universes of developmental experience and learning. Don't simplify people, especially not by arbitrary grouping.

 

Never say 'I be happy when...' you reach the next thing (school, college, work, promotion, money etc.), because there's always a next thing, and when you do reach it, it is usually empty or unfulfilling. Look at ways of improving your life now.

 

It is the great con of life that there's these big things we should be achieving or doing. Life is made up of 99% everyday things, work on enjoying these first before the rest.

 

There's no such thing as watching something ironically.

[VamyreLord]

-Women are the prime evil in this world, never trail behind one or it will be the end of you.

[RoboMat]

“Shallow men believe in luck or in circumstance. Strong men believe in ZombRand().” ― RoboMat W. Emerson

[DirectorPr]

Normality is a myth, there is no such thing as a "normal person."

[sir.twiggy]

Each thing I do, I rush through so I can do something else.

[dida55]

Never underestimate how stupid some people can be. 

[Walther]

the only place success comes before work, is the dictionary

[PK'EZ-54]

Life is a lie.

[Spaniard]

-Women are the prime evil in this world, never trail behind one or it will be the end of you.

 

Insecure people will think anything, no matter how absurd, to make themselves feel better.

[PK'EZ-54]

I can teach you things. Things about mosquitoes. Things about life.When you look out your window, what do you see? Houses? And what's above the houses? Clouds. Lots of clouds. However, these aren't clouds. These are... Swarms of deadly mosquitoes.

[EnigmaGrey]

I am the only fact you need.

[EasyPickins]

If you overclock your chicken, the performance-divining ritual may become unstable.

[PK'EZ-54]

Connor Gill is greater and better at everything than everyone.

[Walther]

What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

[AirborneM4]

"If God created everyone in the world equal, we'd all have braces on our legs..."

[VamyreLord]

-Healthy food tastes bad and Unhealthy food tastes good.

[Cdr.Keen]

there are twice as many boobs than women all over the world? may someone has to check...

 

 

btt:

 

there is only one big rule for life: as you sow, so you shall reap.

[Headshotkill]

-Reality is a product of our own mind, things we see might be completly different from what they really are-

 

-The brain is a fascinating piece of organic matter, able to construct complete scenarios for us to explore when we fall uncounscious- (Dreaming)

[DrummerKidJack]

If in doubt, whip your wang out.

 

but for serious:

 

do what you must;

try everything once;

if you enjoy something and it doesn't hurt or hinder others, do it;

ignore societal expectations that are based around your age, gender or culture;

admit when you don't know something (especially in political debate);

feel free to not have an opinion about something;

travel, even if it's to another state/county/local country;

be lovely and don't be a dick, but be ready for when others don't follow that philosophy;

have one thing that you're really good at, something that you're better at than everybody you know;

understand that other people have different opinions than you and realize that your method of thinking is far more likely to be a result of your upbringing and your environment than any sort of individual thought that you have had.

[mieksta]

Fact 1: You can be sure of nothing

Fact 1.1: This includes the above statement

Fact 2: We're all insignificant, so have fun.

[PK'EZ-54]

Just say you'll remember!

[Walther]

There's always room in the fridge for beer

[VamyreLord]

Most of these facts try to be 2deep.

They only go deep if you want them to be deep inside you. (buns all over)

[Pixel Bombs]

fedoras arnt cool