Brex Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 (edited) So, this is either gonna sound really cool or really stupid. You know how certain fast food chains have costumed mascots to advertise their products? Like the Chik-Fil-A Cow, or Ronald McDonald, etcetera? Well, one would think that with a chain like Spiffo's being popular enough to warrant its own feature-length film, it would stand to reason that the restaurants would have a Spiffo suit lying around for some hapless employee to climb into and sweat his balls off while holding a picture of chicken and waffles on the side of the highway. Thus, I suggest a Spiffo mascot outfit as form of clothing/armor (at least, for when the animation update finally drops). I know what you're thinking: a mascot costume as armor? Is that realistic or practical? Well, yes and no. I used to be a college mascot, and let me tell you, the fur on that costume was THICK. It wouldn't be easy to bite through that, especially if the person wearing the suit was resisting and fighting back. Plus the mascot head would have full protection at the cost of limited visibility. With that in mind, a thick, fluffy Spiffo suit could protect against bites and scratches on the arms, legs, and torso, as well as pretty much negating all damage to the head and neck area. The downside would be the heat. Again, from experience, I can tell you that it gets REALLY hot in those things. I've even passed out on one occasion from the heat. Thus the character wearing the suit would be much more susceptible to overheating and thirst. Plus you can't easily drink water while wearing the mascot head, so you'd have to remove it in order to drink from a bottle or water source. I dunno. I just think it'd be both hilarious and badass to slaughter zombies across Kentucky while dressed as an adorable raccoon. Spiffo IS the official mascot of both PZ and Indie Stone, after all. Why not take that to a whole new level? Edited July 31, 2017 by Brex Zombadger, Kuren, Virindi_Screenwriter and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damien Darkside Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 When they have the new animations out I highly agree with you. Even without a pro/con! Kuren, grammarsalad and Brex 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grammarsalad Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Great idea! Also, we need zombie spiffo mascots. They shouldn't be able to bite you, but they can scratch you and It should be harder to bash their brains In with a baseball bat DramaSetter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damien Darkside Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Didn't one of the Devs have like 5 different animal mascots that eventually turned into Spiffo? You can see them on the PAWS movie poster. Have all of them. I want collectable suits! Zombadger and Kuren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombadger Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 8 hours ago, Damien Darkside said: Didn't one of the Devs have like 5 different animal mascots that eventually turned into Spiffo? You can see them on the PAWS movie poster. Yes. The badger is my favorite. :] You can still find posters of it out there in children's bedrooms. Spiffo is cool and all.... but badgers! DramaSetter, Damien Darkside, grammarsalad and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaSetter Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 On 16.05.2017 at 5:10 AM, grammarsalad said: Great idea! Also, we need zombie spiffo mascots. They shouldn't be able to bite you, but they can scratch you and It should be harder to bash their brains In with a baseball bat Scratch? But they hand are..uuh.. soft because of the suit? Maybe only lower your HP by punches? grammarsalad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwanns Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 I was look around the internet until I found what could be the reason why the mascot is Spiffo and nothing else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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