ValueOfGravity Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Granted. Your peaches have a huge fight about who you want to eat the most, and die together in a beautiful explosion of mutually-assured destruction! I wish I could sleep more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitron_Biohazard Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Granted you fall into a permanent, nightmare filled sleep.I wish I could turn invisible and back at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ethanwdp Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Granted you fall into a permanent, nightmare filled sleep.I wish I could turn invisible and back at will.Granted. Your clothes remain visible at all times. I wish that Payday 2 becomes playable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanctus Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Granted, Payday 2 becomes playable resulting in everyone playing and crashing the servers. I wish for my headphones to be repaired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitt Frostpaws Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Granted:your headphones are repaired at the cost of your soul. I wish for all of the things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitron_Biohazard Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Granted you get all of the things but they are all stolen.I wish Gotham wasn't going on a production break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanctus Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 They come off production break and in the new episode kill off all main characters.Including Bruce.And Alfred.Thus making the original movies impossible and shredding reality and all that we thought existed and condensing it into an infinite point of pure black. Batman Black. I wish that my internet gets a terabyte of bandwidth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ethanwdp Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 They come off production break and in the new episode kill off all main characters.Including Bruce.And Alfred.Thus making the original movies impossible and shredding reality and all that we thought existed and condensing it into an infinite point of pure black. Batman Black. I wish that my internet gets a terabyte of bandwidth. Granted. You're with Comcast. I wish that I had a quantum computer that could run Windows applications fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffe9911 Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 Wish granted you die of radiation poisoning soon after.I wish for Binding of Isaac Rebirth (dooo itttttt ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitron_Biohazard Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 GrantedThey remove everything that made it good.I wish for the next wish to rhyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ethanwdp Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 GrantedThey remove everything that made it good.I wish for the next wish to rhyme.Granted. I wish doorknobs were orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitron_Biohazard Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Wish granted.Doorknobs become orange but doors stop having doorknobs.I wish for a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Granted. You are a fish swimming in a large ocean. Your scales have a gorgeous navy and teal pattern in wavy stripes, and you have a nonspecific, mutable gender. I wish gender-centric oppression was instead pineapple-pizza-eater oppression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitt Frostpaws Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 The pineapple eating species is successfully imprisoned in cells made of their beloved demon-food in the antarctic, left on a large prison barge to drift across the oceans until deaths sweet embrace claimed them. Unfortunately, however, their corpses and the pineapples mutated into a deadly pineapple-people-mutant species. It was like the Last of us but with more pineapples. Everybody was pineappled. Nobody was safe. You've doomed us all. I wish for more dramatic wish corruptions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ethanwdp Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 The pineapple eating species is successfully imprisoned in cells made of their beloved demon-food in the antarctic, left on a large prison barge to drift across the oceans until deaths sweet embrace claimed them. Unfortunately, however, their corpses and the pineapples mutated into a deadly pineapple-people-mutant species. It was like the Last of us but with more pineapples. Everybody was pineappled. Nobody was safe. You've doomed us all. I wish for more dramatic wish corruptions.Granted. I love puppies! I wish that puppies lived forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Granted! All puppies are alive. Their sweet tender hearts need nourishment though, and only potentially enough kibble for 2% of them, supposing all of society's manufacturing was devoted to kibble. Developing a taste for flesh, puppies are the One, the Singlular occupant of the planet. I wish I had a platform for meaningful discussions of aplatonic polyphagic pluviophilia. JamesGoblin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitt Frostpaws Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Granted, you get a Grindr/Tindr account. I wish for better MMORPGs. JamesGoblin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindcoder Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Granted, you get a Grindr/Tindr account. I wish for better MMORPGs. Wish already granted as WoW is the best MMORPG ever. I wish it would rain donuts instead of water. Kitt Frostpaws and JamesGoblin 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitt Frostpaws Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 The crops dry up, the seas empty and the riverbeds lay bare as mankind is doomed to fight and brawl over bottled water, pepsi, coke, 7up, doctor pepper - and every other softdrink available before the last survivor dies from diarrhoea and dehydration. I wish for free insta dental care JamesGoblin and blindcoder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 8, 2016 Share Posted January 8, 2016 All dental care implements are hammers and power drills. I wish I had constant attention, unfaltering confidence, and wonderful company. JamesGoblin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitt Frostpaws Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 you notice every little menial detail about every single lover you ever encounter across your life.You die alone and frail; However all your ex's say you have an amazing attention to detail. I wish for bushfires.Everywhere. JamesGoblin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footmuffin Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 Granted! A rock band, two former presidents, and a former presidential candidate all fire guns, divest companies of their employees, and commit arson on a very regular basis. You die sometime eventually and it's all just a very unpleasant experience. I wish I had a ninety-minute-minimum daily supply of that sweet, sweet Positive Attention® From Safe™ People for the rest of my life, forever. JamesGoblin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeoshua Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 GRANTED! You now live in a mental asylum, in a padded cell. The staff is very nice to you. You never have to worry about the bad men, ever again. You are safe. I wish for a job that I don't hate. JamesGoblin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Gold_ Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 Granted, you get a job you love; unemployment! Yes, you are one of the lucky few people who live in shitty flats in terrible conditions, with barely any food, and no luxuries. But hey, at least you like your job. I wish for better WWE storylines JamesGoblin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ethanwdp Posted January 21, 2016 Share Posted January 21, 2016 Granted, you get a job you love; unemployment! Yes, you are one of the lucky few people who live in shitty flats in terrible conditions, with barely any food, and no luxuries. But hey, at least you like your job. I wish for better WWE storylinesGranted. They were so complex that nobody could understand it and scholars tried to figure it out for thousands of years before it was lost to the sands of time. I wish that I had a supercomputer. JamesGoblin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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