Kirrus Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 This is basically the same as the old one. Except, don't wish for something Kirrus can grant. Rule is:Corrupt the wish above your post, and then make a wish of your own. I wish chocolate was free. syfy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffe9911 Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Wish granted but the next wish is that I wish chocolate wasn't free so your wish gets overruled even before you can get the free chocolate you are very sad now. I wish chocolate wasn't free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitt Frostpaws Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 The cocoa bean-thing was never invented. Instead we get a new kind of Brussel sprout. I wish Ethandwp lives a long and prosperous life. Kirrus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ethanwdp Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 The cocoa bean-thing was never invented. Instead we get a new kind of Brussel sprout. I wish Ethandwp lives a long and prosperous life.Granted. I accidentally cause this thread to be locked somewhere in the far future, too. I wish I had a thousand spiffo plushies. Kitt Frostpaws 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atoxwarrior Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 wish granted, a mountain of stuffed animals Spiffo will fall upon you and suffocated. I guitarrra want a Gibson SG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeoIvanov Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 wish granted, a mountain of stuffed animals Spiffo will fall upon you and suffocated. I guitarrra want a Gibson SG. Wish granted. The next rock concert you go to will have you smacked across the head with Gibson SG, ending up stuck around the neck like a collar. Doctors are unable to surgically remove it, but it ends up being a nice fashion accessory, which inspires the likes of Lady Gaga. I wish to be famous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BayCon Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Granted, m8! You are so famous that everyone wants to take a bite out of your flesh! (Try RP'ing PZ with that in mind xD) I wish that Project Zomboid didn't exist :oooo -Narrator: And that's how the forum disappeared- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueOfGravity Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Wish granted. Because PZ doesn't exist, this forum never existed, thus you never had a chance to wished for PZ to not exist, making your wish completely ungrantable. I wish my jimmies were rustled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitt Frostpaws Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 The cocoa bean-thing was never invented. Instead we get a new kind of Brussel sprout. I wish Ethandwp lives a long and prosperous life.Granted. I accidentally cause this thread to be locked somewhere in the far future, too.You beautiful, beautiful man. I'm going to like the next five posts II find from you just for that response. +5 my good man. Your jimmies are so rustled that they become johnnies. And here they come. I wish for more snacks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Gold_ Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Granted, you get plain granola bars, your mouth dries up and you die. I wish for a new title (BUT DONT ACTUALLY GIVE ME ONE) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitt Frostpaws Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Granted. You get one,. I wish for a spice for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirrus Posted November 21, 2015 Author Share Posted November 21, 2015 Granted, you get plain granola bars, your mouth dries up and you die. I wish for a new title (BUT DONT ACTUALLY GIVE ME ONE)Repeat after me: I will not wish for something Kirrus can grant. He may just grant it. Kitt Frostpaws 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitt Frostpaws Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 I wish Gold has his old title back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Gold_ Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Granted, you get plain granola bars, your mouth dries up and you die. I wish for a new title (BUT DONT ACTUALLY GIVE ME ONE)Repeat after me: I will not wish for something Kirrus can grant. He may just grant it. That actually suits my profile picture so well. Kitt Frostpaws 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueOfGravity Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Granted. Gold grows tired of being the forum title playball and lies waste to the forums. I wish Kirrus couldn't grant title-related wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirrus Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 Granted. I can no-longer maintain the forums, and so they die slowly as the software degrades. I wish I wasn't so confused. Kitt Frostpaws 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ethanwdp Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Granted. You become omnipresent and you become more confused. I wish I had a billion dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffe9911 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Granted but you lose it all in a armed robbery 10 seconds after you receive it.I wish kirrus would not reply to my title corrupt\changeing message (please let reverse psychology work lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Svarog Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Nothing changes. (Genie no understand reverse psychology) I wish I had more beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueOfGravity Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Granted. You get a full cask of warm, alcohol-free, fart-flavoured beer! I wish I could eat lemons without looking like a weeabo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitt Frostpaws Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Granted, but you can only eat lemons without looking like a weeabo while in Japan. I wish for more time. LoneliestPanda 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitron_Biohazard Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 Granted the amount of time before the universe ends is extended unfortunately you die in a car crash 50 years before you would have had the universe ended at its original time.I wish for a flying space mammoth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobchaos Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Granted. It burns to death during atmospheric re-entry and the carcass hits your house. I wish for a functional quantum computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitron_Biohazard Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Granted however the cooling system breaks and it burns out.I wish for a tree that grows bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneliestPanda Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Granted a tree grows out of your spinal cord and starts producing rotten bacon. I wish for another peach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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