You know you play too much Project Zomboid When...

[Avenger]

you know you play too much zomboid when you go in through a broken window rather than knocking the door.

[anotherRLF]

You know you play too much PZ when you start closing your shades, turning off the lights and locking your doors to RP harder. (True story

[Johnny]

You know you play too much PZ when you walk around town with a nailed bat in your hand...

[armygeneral6]

You know you play PZ too much when you get a cut and rip up your clothes in order to make bandages

[Evilwuun]

....you check the forums and post while walking home from work at 12:30 AM.

[Spinks The Chronic Curse]

You know you play too much zomboid when your dog lovingly nibbles your arm only to be blasted into space by a cannon like projection of piss because your thinking you've been bitten and are gonna lose all your progress!!!

 

(true story)

[Nynuc]

You know you play too much zomboid when you take off your shirt and rip it into pieces in front of your extended family and start shoving can openers in your pockets

[Evilwuun]

...a helicopter goes overhead and you start spinning around trying to figure out what direction everyone is headed.

[BayCon]

/all You know you play too much Project Zomboid when you text /all in front of your text every time you type anything on a computer as if you're speaking in global chat on a server and don't even notice...

[PZ-NOOB]

You know you play Project Zomboid too much when you dream of the zombie apocalypse happening in your neighbourhood.

[syfy]

.....when while at work you are bringing up Blindcoders map and looking for a new place to build a base, somewhere you have never tried before and are checking the distance to the warehouse/hardware store/nearest house with propane grill

[Kirrus]

I'm sitting here wondering if I would get away with renaming this thread "You know you play enough Project Zomboid when.."

[migulao]

I'm sitting here wondering if I would get away with renaming this thread "You know you play enough Project Zomboid when.."

There is NEVER enough zomboid.

EVER.

[SnapTheFurryFox]

You know you play too much PZ when you sleep with a baseball bat and a backpack on in bed.

[Sharpened Pata]

You know you play too much PZ when you...  

 

...Hear a helicopter or plane in reality, and you think about how you have to exit the game to get it to end.

 

...Are making piles of things on the floor, and every 50 pounds, you find yourself making a different pile.

[Kittysong]

....when you go shopping and start thinking "i wish i could mod this into PZ"

[Gylaran]

You know you play too much Project Zomboid, when... you furiously start to collecting nails, duct tapes and tools like hammers, sledges, axes, saws and other build stuffs.

 

... you make sheet ropes from your clothes and trying to attach it into window with nail from the second floor, wondering how is that possible without hammer.

 

... you start to hitting public trees with fireaxe in the arms and saw in your backpack, ready to saw planks from logs.

 

... your mum can't cook by using kitchen knives, because all of them have you as backup weapon.

 

... you trying to fill your empty plastic bottle from the toilet

 

... you have water bottle in your hand and are thirsty, waiting for auto-drink.

[Gylaran]

... you are hungry in the market and eat an apple before paying for the stuff

 

... you meet first human after many hours of playing the game and make *YAY* sound, thinking that build 32 with NPC's is already out

 

... you went into library, searching for books for beginners, especially carpentry

[MrZombifiedGamer]

You know you play too much PZ when you go down your thread thumbing up so many people that "you met your quota for positive votes for the day." Didn't even know that was possible. o.O

[SnapTheFurryFox]

You know you play too much Project Zomboid when you eat orange soda.

[Hydromancerx]

- When all your dreams are of organizing loot in crates.

 

- When you have boarded up the same Hotel 5 times, only to have it get wiped/destroyed yet again.

 

- When you make a post in this thread.

[LogicalKip]

- When, walking in the street, you randomly spin several times, holding a butterknife near your head, freaking out everyone.

 

- When trowels and garbage bags are much more valuable to you than money, wedding rings or your own family.

[SnapTheFurryFox]

-when you find a locked door you break the closest window

-when the power goes out and you start shoving all refridgerated food stuffs in your trash

-when you start giong through dumpsters and trashcans to find loot

[Spiff-Ivor]

When you smash through a window because the door is locked.

When you freak out when a car/house alarm goes off.

When you constantly do 360's in the middle of the street.

When you always carry around an apple because you might get peckish

[mieksta]

When you bottle toilet water from other people's houses just in case you run out.