You know you play too much Project Zomboid When...
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/all You know you play too much Project Zomboid when you text /all in front of your text every time you type anything on a computer as if you're speaking in global chat on a server and don't even notice...

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You know you play too much Project Zomboid, when... you furiously start to collecting nails, duct tapes and tools like hammers, sledges, axes, saws and other build stuffs.

 

... you make sheet ropes from your clothes and trying to attach it into window with nail from the second floor, wondering how is that possible without hammer.

 

... you start to hitting public trees with fireaxe in the arms and saw in your backpack, ready to saw planks from logs.

 

... your mum can't cook by using kitchen knives, because all of them have you as backup weapon.

 

... you trying to fill your empty plastic bottle from the toilet

 

... you have water bottle in your hand and are thirsty, waiting for auto-drink.

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... you are hungry in the market and eat an apple before paying for the stuff

 

... you meet first human after many hours of playing the game and make *YAY* sound, thinking that build 32 with NPC's is already out

 

... you went into library, searching for books for beginners, especially carpentry

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-when you find a locked door you break the closest window

-when the power goes out and you start shoving all refridgerated food stuffs in your trash

-when you start giong through dumpsters and trashcans to find loot

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When you smash through a window because the door is locked.

When you freak out when a car/house alarm goes off.

When you constantly do 360's in the middle of the street.

When you always carry around an apple because you might get peckish

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