Avenger Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 you know you play too much zomboid when you go in through a broken window rather than knocking the door. MrZombifiedGamer and Darkus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherRLF Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 You know you play too much PZ when you start closing your shades, turning off the lights and locking your doors to RP harder. (True story MrZombifiedGamer, Johnny and Evilwuun 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 You know you play too much PZ when you walk around town with a nailed bat in your hand... MrZombifiedGamer and syfy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armygeneral6 Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 You know you play PZ too much when you get a cut and rip up your clothes in order to make bandages Darkus and MrZombifiedGamer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilwuun Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 ....you check the forums and post while walking home from work at 12:30 AM. MrZombifiedGamer and Johnny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinks The Chronic Curse Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 You know you play too much zomboid when your dog lovingly nibbles your arm only to be blasted into space by a cannon like projection of piss because your thinking you've been bitten and are gonna lose all your progress!!! (true story) migulao and MrZombifiedGamer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nynuc Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 You know you play too much zomboid when you take off your shirt and rip it into pieces in front of your extended family and start shoving can openers in your pockets SnapTheFurryFox, MrZombifiedGamer and KorruptkSwades 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilwuun Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 ...a helicopter goes overhead and you start spinning around trying to figure out what direction everyone is headed. lucy the axe, MrZombifiedGamer and Darkus 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BayCon Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 /all You know you play too much Project Zomboid when you text /all in front of your text every time you type anything on a computer as if you're speaking in global chat on a server and don't even notice... MrZombifiedGamer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PZ-NOOB Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 You know you play Project Zomboid too much when you dream of the zombie apocalypse happening in your neighbourhood. MrZombifiedGamer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syfy Posted April 29, 2015 Share Posted April 29, 2015 .....when while at work you are bringing up Blindcoders map and looking for a new place to build a base, somewhere you have never tried before and are checking the distance to the warehouse/hardware store/nearest house with propane grill KorruptkSwades and MrZombifiedGamer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirrus Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I'm sitting here wondering if I would get away with renaming this thread "You know you play enough Project Zomboid when.." MrZombifiedGamer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
migulao Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 I'm sitting here wondering if I would get away with renaming this thread "You know you play enough Project Zomboid when.."There is NEVER enough zomboid.EVER. PZ-NOOB, MrZombifiedGamer and SnapTheFurryFox 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnapTheFurryFox Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 You know you play too much PZ when you sleep with a baseball bat and a backpack on in bed. MrZombifiedGamer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpened Pata Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 You know you play too much PZ when you... ...Hear a helicopter or plane in reality, and you think about how you have to exit the game to get it to end. ...Are making piles of things on the floor, and every 50 pounds, you find yourself making a different pile. MrZombifiedGamer and SnapTheFurryFox 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittysong Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 ....when you go shopping and start thinking "i wish i could mod this into PZ" MrZombifiedGamer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gylaran Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 You know you play too much Project Zomboid, when... you furiously start to collecting nails, duct tapes and tools like hammers, sledges, axes, saws and other build stuffs. ... you make sheet ropes from your clothes and trying to attach it into window with nail from the second floor, wondering how is that possible without hammer. ... you start to hitting public trees with fireaxe in the arms and saw in your backpack, ready to saw planks from logs. ... your mum can't cook by using kitchen knives, because all of them have you as backup weapon. ... you trying to fill your empty plastic bottle from the toilet ... you have water bottle in your hand and are thirsty, waiting for auto-drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gylaran Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 ... you are hungry in the market and eat an apple before paying for the stuff ... you meet first human after many hours of playing the game and make *YAY* sound, thinking that build 32 with NPC's is already out ... you went into library, searching for books for beginners, especially carpentry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrZombifiedGamer Posted May 18, 2015 Author Share Posted May 18, 2015 You know you play too much PZ when you go down your thread thumbing up so many people that "you met your quota for positive votes for the day." Didn't even know that was possible. o.O Sharpened Pata 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnapTheFurryFox Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 You know you play too much Project Zomboid when you eat orange soda. Elementalex14 and Sharpened Pata 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hydromancerx Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 - When all your dreams are of organizing loot in crates. - When you have boarded up the same Hotel 5 times, only to have it get wiped/destroyed yet again. - When you make a post in this thread. SnapTheFurryFox and KorruptkSwades 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogicalKip Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 - When, walking in the street, you randomly spin several times, holding a butterknife near your head, freaking out everyone. - When trowels and garbage bags are much more valuable to you than money, wedding rings or your own family. Asparagus and lucy the axe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnapTheFurryFox Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 -when you find a locked door you break the closest window-when the power goes out and you start shoving all refridgerated food stuffs in your trash-when you start giong through dumpsters and trashcans to find loot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff-Ivor Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 When you smash through a window because the door is locked.When you freak out when a car/house alarm goes off.When you constantly do 360's in the middle of the street.When you always carry around an apple because you might get peckish SnapTheFurryFox 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mieksta Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 When you bottle toilet water from other people's houses just in case you run out. lucy the axe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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