The Corrupt-A-Wish Thread
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Granted. People will call your dad a hoe after throwing papers at them.

 

I wish..... I wish be happy and healthy in my life. If my family could be too this would be great.

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Granted. Your family attained that but all your friends got the opposite. They then despise you for having a healthy and happy life and they don't... you now have no friends... which is not that great... :T

 

I wish we would develop a viable space-transport system before we even try to travel to Kepler-<insert the number here... I forgot what it was> O__O

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Granted, instead Apple steals all your money to fund their project to create the first humancentiPad.

 

I wish Blacklight: Retribution didn't require you to buy a seperate currency just to OWN a weapon.

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Granted. They won but after 2 hours it become clear that these DeezNuts were covered in Marihuana. DeezNuts got banned in all countries.

 

I wish being ultimate-hacker so i can cheat every admin ever to ban himself.

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Granted. However, he has the same jackalope horns and wing things as your avatar, as well as herpes and chickenpox.

Granted. Sadly, a long and brutal war must be waged before that is able to be developed, the world crumbles under the cost.

 

I wish I had seven, perfectly healthy, sweet and loving baby polar bear cubs that liked to play extreme tea party and high-stakes dress up.

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Granted. 6 of them got killed by the last one. The last one died of guilt (suicide, don't ask how, it's too dark).

 

I wish that someone will reply to my last one wish.

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Granted, you are Triggered™!!! So Triggered™!!!!! Oh my god, you can Feel the Triggering™!!!! It seethes through your body unlike any of the other varieties of hard-fought ranklings of le trullorz!!

I wish the attack helicopter copypasta and its repugnant descendants would just die already.

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Granting, The Cat Gives This BabyBoy Toxoplamsosid.

I Wish The Language Of People Who Spek English Adopt Form of Seymour And Compettors, Of sandsvendor100 Fame.

 

EDIT: well! here is an alternate wish in case that is too fabulous and great for the next player to handle!

 

I wish I had a gigantic brimmed hat that perfectly complimented the hair on my neck, for me to tip at others.

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