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Waffles vs Pancakes


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  1. 1. Which is better: pancakes or waffles?

    • PANCAKES
      1330
    • WAFFLES
      961


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clearly there has been some sort of accounting error. Waffles are far superior, especially for those who enjoy syrup.

on a pancake, it just runs off. on a waffle, it fills into all the little squares and makes every bite better

SOMEBODY SHOOT THIS LUNATIC *gasps for air*

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It's kinda weird how this poll was so close for months and months, and then a sudden influx of pancake people came in ;)

You've been suspiciously diplomatic for a while.

Now you're my suspect #1

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Waffles are square pancakes with grids on them 0_0

 

 

HOW DARE YOU!  Waffles are made from the nectar of the Gods.  Pancakes are made from the tears of children and rat droppings.

 

Accept the fact, they're clearly pancakes who chose to betray their own kind and added grids on themselves in order to make their own species.

 

Join us... and betray the Wonder Waffles.

 

clearly there has been some sort of accounting error. Waffles are far superior, especially for those who enjoy syrup.

on a pancake, it just runs off. on a waffle, it fills into all the little squares and makes every bite better

SOMEBODY SHOOT THIS LUNATIC *gasps for air*

 

*Aiming a revolver*

 

I can't do it.

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clearly there has been some sort of accounting error. Waffles are far superior, especially for those who enjoy syrup.

on a pancake, it just runs off. on a waffle, it fills into all the little squares and makes every bite better

SOMEBODY SHOOT THIS LUNATIC *gasps for air*

 

*Aiming a revolver*

 

I can't do it.

 

honestly, how can you argue against the Syrup Theory of Flavor? if the syrup runs off the sides, you get less Syrup Flavor per bite. this is exceedingly obvious. if the syrup has places for it to collect, you would obviously get more Syrup Flavor per bite.

 

pancakes are smooth(ish) and have no places for the syrup to collect. not opinion, fact.

waffles are full of little squares that can trap the syrup, thus ensuring you more Syrup Flavor per bite than a pancake due to its structural build.

 

again, not opinion.............fact.

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Guys the reason pancakes exist is because waffles were a peaceful species then the humans started hunting and trapping them so they adapted to have no grids where the humans wouldn't prefer them, but finally the humans found them too delicious and left them on the brink of extinction now the pancakes and waffles fight for who shall be sacrificed to the humans. Many revolutionists have tried to stop this unorthodox method but have failed resulting in them getting shipped off to the land of no-return. Then something extraordinary happened a hybrid a paffle was made in the attempts to stop the humans once and for all. The humans didn't find this one delicious so they fought over who had to die after eating the paffle. Soon the Paffle learned to bend the elements itself and then bent air in order to protect his pancake and waffle brethren from the humans. It didn't work so then he learned to control all the elements and attack the humans at the very source. The sun. After mastering bending paffle traveled through space and time in order to find the sun and crush it. But what he saw before him was that of a nightmare. At the core of the sun was syrup. Petrified paffle let his guard down letting him be abolished by the gravity of the sun to what is now the yellow sun. 

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Guys the reason pancakes exist is because waffles were a peaceful species then the humans started hunting and trapping them so they adapted to have no grids where the humans wouldn't prefer them, but finally the humans found them too delicious and left them on the brink of extinction now the pancakes and waffles fight for who shall be sacrificed to the humans. Many revolutionists have tried to stop this unorthodox method but have failed resulting in them getting shipped off to the land of no-return. Then something extraordinary happened a hybrid a paffle was made in the attempts to stop the humans once and for all. The humans didn't find this one delicious so they fought over who had to die after eating the paffle. Soon the Paffle learned to bend the elements itself and then bent air in order to protect his pancake and waffle brethren from the humans. It didn't work so then he learned to control all the elements and attack the humans at the very source. The sun. After mastering bending paffle traveled through space and time in order to find the sun and crush it. But what he saw before him was that of a nightmare. At the core of the sun was syrup. Petrified paffle let his guard down letting him be abolished by the gravity of the sun to what is now the yellow sun. 

I call bullshit!

 

Obviously the pancakes were peaceful until some of it's members turned against the Pancake Empire and chose to have those grids on them, then they convinced the other traitorous scum to join them. Thus the war started and humans argued on which empire they should cause havoc on... why?

 

Because we're good at causing apocalyptic stuff to this world we were given to live in, just look at the forests!

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Thwarted by sad syrup-less pancakes? I think not.

Blasphemer!

 

You can roll a pancake with syrup, you merely need a hint of class and technique. Unlike you ragtag waffle people. The Pancake Empire shall reign forever more.

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Guys the reason pancakes exist is because waffles were a peaceful species then the humans started hunting and trapping them so they adapted to have no grids where the humans wouldn't prefer them, but finally the humans found them too delicious and left them on the brink of extinction now the pancakes and waffles fight for who shall be sacrificed to the humans. Many revolutionists have tried to stop this unorthodox method but have failed resulting in them getting shipped off to the land of no-return. Then something extraordinary happened a hybrid a paffle was made in the attempts to stop the humans once and for all. The humans didn't find this one delicious so they fought over who had to die after eating the paffle. Soon the Paffle learned to bend the elements itself and then bent air in order to protect his pancake and waffle brethren from the humans. It didn't work so then he learned to control all the elements and attack the humans at the very source. The sun. After mastering bending paffle traveled through space and time in order to find the sun and crush it. But what he saw before him was that of a nightmare. At the core of the sun was syrup. Petrified paffle let his guard down letting him be abolished by the gravity of the sun to what is now the yellow sun. 

I call bullshit!

 

Obviously the pancakes were peaceful until some of it's members turned against the Pancake Empire and chose to have those grids on them, then they convinced the other traitorous scum to join them. Thus the war started and humans argued on which empire they should cause havoc on... why?

 

Because we're good at causing apocalyptic stuff to this world we were given to live in, just look at the forests!

 

A little off topic, is your profile picture Negan?

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