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Thanks for the feedback I guess!? o.O
I can play it properly already.

Wasn't aware you had statistics available that stated everyone was playing sandbox..

I just started a new game and had the worst start ever.
Invisible crawler got me on the top of the stairs and scratched me...
Went out to my fate but spamming Q and shouting then blasting this song in my headphones as I battled the biggest horde I've ever mustered after I drank my death wish the bleach.
 

 
Amazing.

I must consume potato, so it will relieve my strength!
Also, how do i backup a save?

Ill drop all my useless stuff and grab an axe, and my gun..
Now it seems a bit logical, i had 30/16 of weight. (If those are kilograms, i could lift the same as him, when i was 12 years old.. And i was the weakest guy in the class..)

We should make a forum section for stories like Bob Morris, Morgan Freeman and Sledge Hammer's character... All awesome and badass people.

Gotta love those satellite views. Zombie godzilla might be a slight problem, but nothing you can't handle. Here's what I would do:
 
1.If the main room is not infested, quickly look behind every window if there might be an empty spot.
1.5 If there is, open the window and run as fast as you can.
2. If there is none, just open the door and run. They might try to grab you, but if you run fast enough and don't stop, there is a high change you will get out of it fine. Have done this a couple of times.
 
 
Actually have done this, I had gathered all the supplies I needed to move to the farm, when a horde had decided to make a picnic just outside my safehouse. Started to clear it out, when a fast one, faster than a average zombie, rushed towards me at my weakest. Got bitten, got angry, ate my Chicken Casserole which I had saved for situation like this, grabbed all my whiskey, sawed-off shotgun, pistol and all the ammo (Which was alot).
 
Went out and started a revenge-lusted rampage, herded the zeds to a nice round ball of flesh, and started to blast off. The fight continued o the late night, with the muzzle flash of my shotgun being the only light source. When the fight was over, I was walking throught the Parking lot of Bodies, when one of them leaped towards me. I let it grab me, and just stood there, looking at it while it chewed my leg. Took my Axe™, raised it behind my back to get some force, and chopped the chewers head off. Went inside, sat to my counter, and fell to the ground.
 
It was glorious.

Oh, and the satelite is up again, let's check on Bob.

What? Really?! Ohohohohooo.... And how do you restart in the same save game?

By the way, if my thread was a movie, i would have won 65432 oscars and infinite nobel prizes by now..

If you reload the same world, all your stuff is exactly where you left it bro.  Trust me, I've done it before.

In fact, it took me 3 characters to finally settle the farmhouse the way I liked it

Open door, spread zombies out, run through.

Life is good.

But no one listens to my crazy plans.




Title updated, as seeing "I need instant help" in this section was slowly driving me mad.

Problem is, all the windows and doors are to the side of the bangers. (that sounds wrong)
I luckily got this really serious footage what we specifically need, catched by a satelite.
This is the primary plan

Then hell is raised upon me

And this is my current situation, explained by text and visual confirmations.

Unfortunately, there is no more proof as the satelite was wiped out by Zombie Sarah Jessica Parker's death ray.

By the way, i can't run because of Agony, and there aren't 5 or 6 zombies.. There are probably over 30. Well, Little Bob Morris will have to die i guess, or just wait inside for the metagame to drag them out.

Answering to all my fans :
Footmuffin : Yea, but i want Bob Morris to die in style.
Enigma : Something cooler than that.
SJane : You know loot is random, and the loot you leave in a safehouse, will be emptied and randomized again, right?
Ryuk : I haven't found the doll yet....
Come on people, I thought this fanbase was HARDCORE! I wanna see some BLOOD! I want to see zeds squirming in the floor, begging for what's left of their undead life to my feet, while i crush their worthless body with a 12 gauge pellets!
I want to see heads that look like mashed potatoes with an axe sticking to them! If Bob Morris is going to die (And probably revive) he shall die as the awesome hardcore zombie skull-crusher whiskey addict he is! Wouldn't you like that for your character? He will have a last stand, burn his house down and while on fire, kill zombies with a spoon while drunk!
 
This gimmes my brain a little sparkle, what about a forum section as a graveyard! Where memorials of awesome characters or characters that survived through alot of stuff lie in threads! Would be pretty awesome.
 
By the way... Who edited the title?