SJane3384

I always thought that's what they were intended for haha.

Here's my latest safehouse.  Not as impressive as some, but considering that I've only raided my starting house, the farmhouse, and the Lumber Mill for supplies, I think I did pretty well.  The only issue I have is that bottom corner.  I want to put a sheet rope leading to the outside like on the other corners, but I'm having a lot of trouble placing it (I tried forever, and when I finally got one to place it was on the inside fence instead).  Any tips?
 



I may add more deco to the outside later, but for now since I can't get rid of the tall grass it's not really worth it.

Here's the map location:
http://pzmap.crash-override.net/#0.5078061359437258,0.12768992646943203,91.39774561876253

Dude. Them Crops and Cows had a life before you Kidnapped them.
 
Why do you force people to live in your city?
 
And, you lock people into mechanical crazy machines that spin them round and everywhere?
 
 
E-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g has kidnapping.

A joke ? Wait, what I need to do with my golden helicopter now..

A joke at the fact Mojang has been bought out by Microsoft for $2.5 Billion.
 
Edit: Ah... goddamn.
 
AT LEAST I HAVE A SOURCE SYFY! WHAT DO YOU HAVE?! NOTHING!
 

Sure, I like the idea that a zombie might go to the mall or something because they spent a lot of time there as a person.  It would explain all those zombies in the bathrooms and even gives a good reason for zombies to tend to stay in and around a town when the lack of food would more logically cause all the zombies to eventually just leave in search of food elsewhere.  It would even be amusing to see a zombie in a less serious movie sitting in a car and making vroom vroom sounds.
 
That being said, personally, I draw the line at zombies being trained and especially do not support the fully sapient zombie crap he pulled in land of the dead.

Sure, but stop and the end of dawn of the dead.  That intelligent zombie crap that Romero keeps pulling needs to be ignored.
 
As an aside, my favorite zombie of all time was in the original dawn of the dead.  One of them grabs a characters m-16 by the barel and keeps carrying it around like that for the rest of the movie .

The vestiges of memory tells them to do so. Because deep down they know that it is an entry way, they just cant remember how to use it.
 
Same goes for migration, they remember walking with other people but they can't make sense of it so they just... Do it.
 
Even in Romero lore, zombies often went to places of work or places they spent lots of time because the zombie has some basic sense or instinct telling them to do so.
 
If you throw away all mental faculty from the lore, they would be comatose and unresponsive to everything. A zombie does indeed still have a thought process, and you can argue until you are blue about what is realistic when it comes to a walking dead person. In the end it is all impossible. So might as well give them behaviour that won't result in them just laying on the carpet and lawn like catatonic people.

It would make NPC dialogue FAR easier though. Worth considering.

yea maybe so, since you hear bird sounds all day when your outside, if that was the case you'de see zombies going back in fourth all over the place not knowing where to go with all the dam sounds playing

I have an invisible dog, so what? he just eats and pisses on everything and I never know till after words.

This means one thing... Dogs are INVISIBLE! Right? Invisible dogs in PZ?

Mostly overseen: Knives and Forks. They are very unique weapons cause you need one for every fight, so you can leave a broken cutlery in every corpse, make them know that you are the  Forkmaster!
And when your standing over a dead corpse, with your broken, bloody spoon in both hands... you can say hey I got that one with a spoon. 

You tire too fast for my opinion

My favourite weapon is You. :*

Butter Knifes.

I always dump all my stuff behind a tree to where I cant see it problem solved for me

AI Director, Sadistic AI Director. Fecking Meta-Game. Why are we so dumb? The answer was staring at us the whole time.
 
The AI system in the game that manages the world and orchestrates events is now called: THE GOVERNOR.
 
Because... well obviously...

I don't exist. As you can tell by my name. I existed nearly 700 years ago. I was a war shogun.
 
My energy resides in this lads brain, trapped in this physical body, making him do each and every task I want done.
 
Fear what you can't touch, for it can touch you....

THIS!  Forum badges ftw!

THIS!  Forum badges ftw!

Old enough bb

They should rather add a little pancake or waffle icon under your post count that shows how you voted lol.
 
It is after all our forum culture. Would also make my mass assassinations go alot more smoothly...

We could turn full karma system on, which would let you downvote stuff. Never really seen the need for it here though.

I thought it would be cool to throw in chess/checkers boards like old school UO had.  It gives players in MP something to do while they're waiting for it to be light, shouldn't be all that tricky to implement, and also gives us another item to decorate with.

If you guys didn't play it originally, here's how it worked:
You double clicked the game board, and it would open up like this:

http://uo.stratics.com/newspics/drachenfels/df_dc_chess2.jpg

There were no rules on piece placement, you could pretty much move them wherever.  So basically if you wanted to you could make pictures or words instead of actually playing the game.  It made for some interesting discoveries when walking into a public tavern lol.