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About Me
I Am Me
Born under a blood red moon, I was left for adoption due to the cruel reality that religious fanatics take offense to such unnatural things. I, as a baby, decided to go on a magical adventure and discover what the world was all about. I am now an old and bitter man sitting at my desk reminiscing about my past and......
"Charlie!" screamed a woman from afar.
"What in God's name is it!?" I yelled, "Can't you see I'm in the middle of my autobiography!"
"Oh, I just wanted to tell you I'm pregnant." she asnwered.
To which I replied, "Let's go to the Doctor's office."