Kitt Frostpaws

His pineapples were rolling with a mamma dog attack helicopter. Then suddenly, a wild squirrel army and a squirrel commander demanded nuts. He only waited five squirrel seconds before he politely obliged. Before they ripped his pineapples away, they exploded, causing a squirrel massacre, while screaming, causing cancer, and destroying Sauron himself which caused the Apocalypse, leading to legitimate heterophobia. In the next nightmare of Bernie, the sky felt the need to defecate furiously. All umbrellas were utterly useless. The Sun then squealed and a Rainbow covered placenta tree grew trans lesbians. Banana hammocks were banned in Texas, Kentucky and so were regular pineapples. The Govener was unhappy

But consoles aren't a dying market?

I think we're going to need some of your poetic justice, Keepbro.

It'll take some adjusting to.. But I like it.

call it FWD: My Brains

I'm sober and think you should finish drawing the puppy, for some reason.

Everybody dies of a horrible, painful, highly-contagious and life-ending hybrid strain of Ebola, HIV and the sniffles. The last sound man ever makes is 'achoo'. I wish for more Vipers.

A new year brings more songs and new genres to be explored!

you notice every little menial detail about every single lover you ever encounter across your life. You die alone and frail; However all your ex's say you have an amazing attention to detail. I wish for bushfires. Everywhere.

I'll take the coffee Sugar, who needs the artificial sweeteners? AI, that's who! What would you prefer? Being able to see the end of the world coming and not be able to stop it or being able stop the end of the world, but unable to see it?

Undertale. It's getting to the point where I'm considering it over-exposed. What's better? Bacon or sausage?

All I ordered was a coffee. (none! ) Blueberry or banana muffin?

Die. What's your guilty-pleasure, game wise?

The crops dry up, the seas empty and the riverbeds lay bare as mankind is doomed to fight and brawl over bottled water, pepsi, coke, 7up, doctor pepper - and every other softdrink available before the last survivor dies from diarrhoea and dehydration. I wish for free insta dental care

Granted, you get a Grindr/Tindr account. I wish for better MMORPGs.

The pineapple eating species is successfully imprisoned in cells made of their beloved demon-food in the antarctic, left on a large prison barge to drift across the oceans until deaths sweet embrace claimed them. Unfortunately, however, their corpses and the pineapples mutated into a deadly pineapple-people-mutant species. It was like the Last of us but with more pineapples. Everybody was pineappled. Nobody was safe. You've doomed us all. I wish for more dramatic wish corruptions.

As did I my good friend, as did I. Funnily enough, I can't stand Assassins Creed, but it's another Miracle of Sound song, so why not?

EDIT: Graphic imagery warning.

Onto, I still reckon you should do an AMA some day. Also I learned the word for what my first episode consisted of, huzzah!

"Escalator: An escalator is a moving staircase – a conveyor transport device for carrying people between floors of a building. The device consists of a motor-driven chain of individually linked steps that move up or down on tracks, allowing the step treads to remain horizontal." Working motor-driven escalators in the mall confirmed, the escalators from the mall will make the whole map go corrupt. Where the hell is watson when you need him?

He got it! (Oh - Oh my god!) Grab the camera! (Oh my god!) /Obvious dumb joke

I'll second this as someone who has been recommended to Mental Health services at-least three-four times now I can honestly say that there's still a stigma around mental and emotional illnesses - especially in men if it's emotional, from what I've noticed (Not to say that it doesn't happen to women, too however) - which really makes people dance around actually getting local professional help.

I've been in this situation a few years ago, my college grades took a pretty bad hit and I barely got through the first year with a pass - there was just no motivation whatsoever. I found that (while it is hard to do) sometimes you need to just push yourself into getting it done - you'll hate every second of it, in fact you'll try your damnedest to find something to distract yourself with, and at-first you might make little to no progress but just keep pushing yourself on doing it and eventually the motivation to do it will come-back. At-least that's what happened with me, anyway. Edit: It's threads like this that really show the maturity of the community here.