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I'd pick cooking, that'd get me doing that more and people would like me better. What does someone have to do to stay long-term friends with you?

Granted! Unfortunately, the arrogance goes is transmuted to you. Everyone but you is humble and pleasant, and nobody likes you. You are doomed and alone. I wish I were incredibly healthy in every conceivable axis there is to ascribe health to.

not incredibly off topic but still vv[offtopic]you know i forgot to mention this before but the visuals remind me of the sims 1 in a nice way with the doubled textures and clothing and animations! like the nurse zombies are just gonna walk to the sidewalk and fizzle out of view or something! [/offtopic]

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Please do. And thanks in advance.

Granted, you have a lovely bootleg of the two transmisogynistic jokes hidden somewhere in the middle of another bootleg of Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs. I wish for the ultimate, eternal meme.

i look forward to the help and support you provide *✲*✲*(✿❛ᴗ❛)*✲*✲*

Granted, Windows now only allows CisGendereds to use it. Everyone that wasn't immediately locked out ditches the operating system, as it is quickly outmoded by superior operating systems. It is forgotten. The Superior Operating System is awesomer and is written by a rad trans girl, but after a long life, she dies before immortality is a feasible choice for her. Granted, every computer that solely runs windows is now a tarp. Millions are lost. I wish I had three tiny sapient beetle fairies in lolita costumes for friends, who encouraged and consulted me for important life events.

Eww. I guess one Trump sized ewok zombie, since that's only one? But jesus he's gimongous. Would you rather A) be roommates and best pals with Spiffo and have to try to survive a zombie outbreak for two months or B) chill out and vape with Bernie Sanders for as long as you want, up to a week. but have to taste a drop of real, authentic Minion blood on a dare?

Granted! A rock band, two former presidents, and a former presidential candidate all fire guns, divest companies of their employees, and commit arson on a very regular basis. You die sometime eventually and it's all just a very unpleasant experience. I wish I had a ninety-minute-minimum daily supply of that sweet, sweet Positive Attention® From Safe™ People for the rest of my life, forever.

I'm not sure what you mean... PZ zombies very clearly have the ability to hear. Mainly the zombies searching around the area of the player like cops on searching for a missing child. They're not people. Traditional zombie lore states that they do not have the cognitive ability to do much more than wander around and scratch on inanimate barriers and eat chase after/consume living flesh. Well, yeah. But they've been agitated by the commotion, so they need to go find the food that made the sound, because that sound has to have been food.

Polyamorous relationship with troll face, pepe, and Y U NO person, best friends with Wojak. Who is your celebrity spouse? What's their loveliest characteristic?

All dental care implements are hammers and power drills. I wish I had constant attention, unfaltering confidence, and wonderful company.

Blubbery, like everything else in my life. What's your go-to expression of frustration?

Granted! All puppies are alive. Their sweet tender hearts need nourishment though, and only potentially enough kibble for 2% of them, supposing all of society's manufacturing was devoted to kibble. Developing a taste for flesh, puppies are the One, the Singlular occupant of the planet. I wish I had a platform for meaningful discussions of aplatonic polyphagic pluviophilia.

Granted. You are a fish swimming in a large ocean. Your scales have a gorgeous navy and teal pattern in wavy stripes, and you have a nonspecific, mutable gender. I wish gender-centric oppression was instead pineapple-pizza-eater oppression.

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Someone with hearing developed that strong might be able to partially echolocate by zombie groans though, wouldn't they?

I didn't think of going with strict 100% anagrams because I thought people would pick something off an anagram generator instead of thinking of something naturally and because words without anagrams would inevitably get put in. I was thinking something with rules counter to word association extra. I can start a sister thread or change this one if that would be better though. I'll wait a bit and if nobody says otherwise we'll play with Teesee's rules instead. Offtopic Dilapidated uses the same letters as apple but in a different arrangement and with additional letters!

Take whatever words or phrases are offered in the last post and make a word or phrase that is an anagram, or a notanagram when necessary. Notanagrams are basically anagrams, only they slightly break a minor rule or two with regard to their anagram-hood, like using letters in the wrong amounts or introducing different ones to get the phrase to work. Spoiler first iteration of the post, spoilered because it was kinda bad Spoiler an·a·gramˈanəˌɡram/noun a word, phrase, or name formed by rearranging the letters of another, such as cinema, formed from iceman. Include and rearrange the letters of the last word in a new word, then pick any new word for the next player. The word you derive from the last player's input must be an anagram. It is up to you if your second word is or isn't also an anagram. Offtopic explanatory commentary that kinda belongs here too Spoiler I didn't think of going with strict 100% anagrams because I thought people would pick something off an anagram generator instead of thinking of something naturally and because words without anagrams would inevitably get put in. I was thinking something with rules counter to word association extra. For example, a chain originating from apple would follow an order like apple -> pale -> leap -> plead -> dilapidated Let's start with Zesty I revised the post and spoilered the original so it's here as historical proof but, like, not. Imagine word association extra in reverse!

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