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i have 800 hours logged on it its ok he hasnt added much in the past months he just focuses on vr support which nearly no one uses as it seems. but its fun when you play it with friends

adorable <3

good as hell

a chef comes over and stuffs chocolate and apple pie down your throat. you are just about to suffocate but remember you can breathe through your nose, but as you try to the chef senses it and sprays the full bottle of whipped cream into your nostrils until you lose balance, hit the dirt and have a seizure that ends your life. thats all gonna be written on your tombstone, in detail, too. people are going to make memes of your death centuries to come and you win a darwin award. post mortem, that is. i want a new member title, too

His pineapples were rolling with a mamma dog attack helicopter. Then suddenly, a wild squirrel army and a squirrel commander demanded nuts. He only waited five squirrel seconds before he politely obliged. Before they ripped his pineapples away, they exploded, causing a squirrel massacre, while screaming, causing cancer, and destroying Sauron himself which caused the Apocalypse, leading to legitimate heterophobia. In the next nightmare of Bernie, the sky felt the need to defecate furiously. All umbrellas were utterly useless. The Sun then squealed and a Rainbow covered placenta tree grew trans lesbians. Banana hammocks were banned in Texas, Kentucky and so were regular pineapples. The Governor was unhappy with recent fruit events and created stronger LSD to control Bikini Bottom. Gradually, citizens and animals became cannibalistic and ate the bourgeoisie. "The doughboy award was fraudulently given out to vegan feminist Nazi supporters" said Shelly, as a giant Cthulhu fighter jet opened fire at people and Shelly was instantly killed. Meanwhile in Neverland, dragons want to have super gentle partytimes. The strippers philanthropically distributed rabid raccoons

i have been working on this every now and then but as of now the game is boring me to death as everything looks uniform and the zombies and humans have no personality as they all use the same skin and same clothing like tucked in sweaters and trousers wow.. gg.. totally what everyone wears during the apocalypse im waiting and hoping for the animation and clothes update to give me a reason to continue on this again cause once proper gore effects and different types of shirts and jackets and an actual fun and overhauled combat system are in ill figure that being able to only fight zombies will atleast have a fun and entertaining part to it opposed to right now and then i will be continuing with this map out of boredom, i have been creating a few more houses and am working on some stuff like a mall and department stores and all that kinda crap but developments been progressively slower ye. i can't thank you all enough though for the support and likes aweee thank you so much c: brings a smile to my face i hope to see yall on the later updates again when ill be showing my new zombie and human skins and some terrain hopefully

what writing style? i wont make the mountains impassable as it would result in a part of the map being unaccessible but i indeed wanna make sure people notice when theyre on / close to a mountain or not. for example, a cabin or lookout station may have one story with only front supports and a second with front and back supports if you understand what i mean. tree and vegetation density will decrease the higher it gets and the terrain will change accordingly too. i wish i could upload the other stuff i had but im too lazy and i have to move so many files from a folder on my desktop and id have to minimize to the desktop and all that hope you understand the struggle i will upload the files whenever i guess. Actually nevermind i have just spent my last 15 mins on this showcases examples of the housing in my project

haha i changed a letter to a z im so creative give me an award for that ive done that for creative freedom so thats cool its not a google maps replica that has been too hard for me way too hard way too hard so im being creative and just using yukon as a template to create my own stuff i built tons of buildings too well only suburb houses and cabins atm but eh ive based em on yukon and georgia usa housing. since its a very cold state i have also created frostbitten zombies and cold human textures that im very proud of all in all this map is like 2 weeks of planning and work since as i said this map isnt a real full replica of real life yukon i have to change all the names of towns and whatever ill just name them the opposite of what they are called for example ill call the town dawson "thedad" cause its not a 100% replica ill call whitehorse "graydonkey" cause its not a 100% replica either i will also build destruction bay (construction harbor in the zukon) yukon river = zukon river; zombies are present now and its not replicated 100% get it now? good heres a map wip i just started working on it a few hours ago if you steal it i will do unimaginable things to you i spent all my freetime on this ALL OF IT SO DONT YOU FUCKING DARE STEAL IT OR ELSE THESE MOUNTAINS TOOK ME 2 GOD DAMN HOURS TO ACTUALLY MAKE EM LOOK DECENT OK?! now tomorrow ill post the buildings ive worked on which also took me lots of time to make i love every single one of you until you piss me off so please dont do that as long as you dont insult or shame or steal were cool the picture is the map preview its 25% zoomed out and is like 2 hours of work and totally not done maybe just 4% done the zukon emphasized on lots of wilderness vs some patches of civilization to make it more of a living off the land map with civil elements for those who prefer rich suburban homes as their base of operation vs cabins in the woods the mountains are supposed to be shown using dry grass stone and mud and they will be increasingly void of trees and foliage the higher they go. i will make parts of the river bigger to add tiny island in between.