mieksta

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About mieksta

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    (Feral) Styro the Dog
  • Birthday 06/25/1997

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    Drawing
    Martial Arts(iz mah lyf)
    Zombies(duh)
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  1. mieksta

    When did you join pz

    Bought it on Desura in 2012, with money from my first job when i was like 15. 6 years later and now i just put in a few hours each update. Waiting for NPCs before I really jump into it again.
  2. mieksta

    Nimble level should affect fall damage

    I've trained with guys who could do 40 foot landings, so it's definitely possible. Takes a whole lot of skill and conditioning though. It's all about transferring the energy across a large surface and longer time, which is why they roll.
  3. mieksta

    Zombie Banging Causes Panic

    The title of this really caught my attention. Phrasing bro. Phrasing.
  4. mieksta

    Storytime

    I love being weird, unless there are children or doppelsoldner drug fiends hanging around my house. However, this doesn't prevent them from noticing the strange things that try butt chocolate. I'm a curious homophobic pagan, who buys people.
  5. mieksta

    Storytime

    I love being weird, unless there are children or doppelsoldner drug fiends hanging around my house. However, this doesn't prevent them from noticing the strange things that try butt chocolate.
  6. mieksta

    Storytime

    Did I quintuple post?! Mods help!
  7. mieksta

    Storytime

    His pineapples were rolling with a mamma dog attack helicopter. Then suddenly, a wild squirrel army and a squirrel commander demanded nuts. He only waited five squirrel seconds before he politely obliged. Before they ripped his pineapples away, they exploded, causing a squirrel massacre, while screaming, causing cancer, and destroying Sauron himself which caused the Apocalypse, leading to legitimate heterophobia. In the next nightmare of Bernie, the sky felt the need to defecate furiously. All umbrellas were utterly useless. The Sun then squealed and a Rainbow covered placenta tree grew trans lesbians. Banana hammocks were banned in Texas, Kentucky and so were regular pineapples. The Governor was unhappy with recent fruit events and created stronger LSD to control Bikini Bottom. Gradually, citizens and animals became cannibalistic and ate the bourgeoisie. "The doughboy award was fraudulently given out to vegan feminist Nazi supporters" said Shelly, as a giant Cthulhu fighter jet opened fire at people and Shelly was instantly killed. Meanwhile in Neverland, dragons want to have super gentle partytimes. The strippers philanthropically distributed rabid raccoons to nuns. These raccoons couldn't spell, hex, scry, or make orgasmic noises. However, while tied up, suspended mid-air was a BDSM fantasy. "Oh No," Raccoons grumbled as he amalgamated form, becoming a house-sized SufferPuddle®. Then suddenly
  8. mieksta

    Skill: hand to hand combat

    It's true that they don't need most of their brain, but I think a KO would be easier since the zombie isn't protecting it's chin, it's coming forward hard, and since it's neck muscles and bones have been decaying. The also would have a pretty garbage stance :P. Still, I'd want a bat and try to reduce bodily contact to a front or side kick to their midsection, hips, or thighs.
  9. mieksta

    Skill: hand to hand combat

    I disagree, a KO is about shaking the brain in it's casing. Which could happen to a zombie. The brain crashes into the skull and shuts off(in cases where the back of the skull is struck breathing and heartbeat can stop, seizures are also more common.). Point is, a zombie still needs it's brain. You concuss the brain and a KO will happen even to the undead.
  10. mieksta

    Skill: hand to hand combat

    I wouldn't want to body clinch a zombie, most takedowns wouldn't be very effective(maybe an ankle pick, but you'd have to raise that leg up high and make sure the zombie couldn't get near you.). Especially not ippon style throws where you turn your back. The zombie doesn't care about it's own well being so even if you get a takedown it'll probably get you scratched/bitten or you'd land awkwardly and hurt yourself because zombie don't move like normal people. Punches without gloves would lead to a broken hand and if you were to catch a zombie on the mouth, BOOM you're infected. Even elbows could end up with your skin breaking and you getting infected. The only two safe things I can think of are front kicks and side kicks(long range distance keeping attacks while wearing shoes), even the push in the game is really risky.
  11. mieksta

    Storytime

    His pineapples were rolling with a mamma dog attack helicopter. Then suddenly, a wild squirrel army and a squirrel commander demanded nuts. He only waited five squirrel seconds before he politely obliged. Before they ripped his pineapples away, they exploded, causing a squirrel massacre, while screaming, causing cancer, and destroying Sauron himself which caused the Apocalypse, leading to legitimate heterophobia. In the next nightmare of Bernie, the sky felt the need to defecate furiously. All umbrellas were utterly useless. The Sun then squealed and a Rainbow covered placenta tree grew trans lesbians. Banana hammocks were banned in Texas, Kentucky and so were regular pineapples. The Governor was unhappy with recent fruit events and created stronger LSD to control Bikini Bottom. Gradually, citizens and animals became cannibalistic and ate the bourgeoisie. "The doughboy award was fraudulently given out to vegan feminist Nazi supporters" said Shelly, as a giant Cthulhu fighter jet opened fire at people and Shelly was instantly killed. Meanwhile in Neverland, dragons want to have super gentle partytimes. The strippers philanthropically distributed rabid raccoons to nuns. These raccoons couldn't spell, hex, scry, or make
  12. mieksta

    Storytime

    His pineapples were rolling with a mamma dog attack helicopter. Then suddenly, a wild squirrel army and a squirrel commander demanded nuts. He only waited five squirrel seconds before he politely obliged. Before they ripped his pineapples away, they exploded, causing a squirrel massacre, while screaming, causing cancer, and destroying Sauron himself which caused the Apocalypse, leading to legitimate heterophobia. In the next nightmare of Bernie, the sky felt the need to defecate furiously. All umbrellas were utterly useless. The Sun then squealed and a Rainbow covered placenta tree grew trans lesbians. Banana hammocks were banned in Texas, Kentucky and so were regular pineapples. The Govener was unhappy with recent fruit events and created stronger LSD to control Bikini Bottom. Gradually, citizens and animals became cannibalistic and ate
  13. mieksta

    Storytime

    His pineapples were rolling with a mamma dog attack helicopter. Then suddenly, a wild squirrel army and a squirrel commander demanded nuts.
  14. mieksta

    Hair growth and barbering!

    Personally I do a pretty good job cutting my own hair. I just butchered my sweet fro a couple weeks ago with some scissors and it looks fine except I didn't do the hairline.