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mieksta

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About mieksta

  • Birthday 06/25/1997

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    Zombies(duh)
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  1. Bought it on Desura in 2012, with money from my first job when i was like 15. 6 years later and now i just put in a few hours each update. Waiting for NPCs before I really jump into it again.
  2. The title of this really caught my attention. Phrasing bro. Phrasing.
  3. I love being weird, unless there are children or doppelsoldner drug fiends hanging around my house. However, this doesn't prevent them from noticing the strange things that try butt chocolate. I'm a curious homophobic pagan, who buys people.
  4. I love being weird, unless there are children or doppelsoldner drug fiends hanging around my house. However, this doesn't prevent them from noticing the strange things that try butt chocolate.
  5. Did I quintuple post?! Mods help!
  6. His pineapples were rolling with a mamma dog attack helicopter. Then suddenly, a wild squirrel army and a squirrel commander demanded nuts. He only waited five squirrel seconds before he politely obliged. Before they ripped his pineapples away, they exploded, causing a squirrel massacre, while screaming, causing cancer, and destroying Sauron himself which caused the Apocalypse, leading to legitimate heterophobia. In the next nightmare of Bernie, the sky felt the need to defecate furiously. All umbrellas were utterly useless. The Sun then squealed and a Rainbow covered placenta tree grew trans lesbians. Banana hammocks were banned in Texas, Kentucky and so were regular pineapples. The Governor was unhappy with recent fruit events and created stronger LSD to control Bikini Bottom. Gradually, citizens and animals became cannibalistic and ate the bourgeoisie. "The doughboy award was fraudulently given out to vegan feminist Nazi supporters" said Shelly, as a giant Cthulhu fighter jet opened fire at people and Shelly was instantly killed. Meanwhile in Neverland, dragons want to have super gentle partytimes. The strippers philanthropically distributed rabid raccoons to nuns. These raccoons couldn't spell, hex, scry, or make orgasmic noises. However, while tied up, suspended mid-air was a BDSM fantasy. "Oh No," Raccoons grumbled as he amalgamated form, becoming a house-sized SufferPuddle®. Then suddenly
  7. His pineapples were rolling with a mamma dog attack helicopter. Then suddenly, a wild squirrel army and a squirrel commander demanded nuts. He only waited five squirrel seconds before he politely obliged. Before they ripped his pineapples away, they exploded, causing a squirrel massacre, while screaming, causing cancer, and destroying Sauron himself which caused the Apocalypse, leading to legitimate heterophobia. In the next nightmare of Bernie, the sky felt the need to defecate furiously. All umbrellas were utterly useless. The Sun then squealed and a Rainbow covered placenta tree grew trans lesbians. Banana hammocks were banned in Texas, Kentucky and so were regular pineapples. The Governor was unhappy with recent fruit events and created stronger LSD to control Bikini Bottom. Gradually, citizens and animals became cannibalistic and ate the bourgeoisie. "The doughboy award was fraudulently given out to vegan feminist Nazi supporters" said Shelly, as a giant Cthulhu fighter jet opened fire at people and Shelly was instantly killed. Meanwhile in Neverland, dragons want to have super gentle partytimes. The strippers philanthropically distributed rabid raccoons to nuns. These raccoons couldn't spell, hex, scry, or make
  8. His pineapples were rolling with a mamma dog attack helicopter. Then suddenly, a wild squirrel army and a squirrel commander demanded nuts. He only waited five squirrel seconds before he politely obliged. Before they ripped his pineapples away, they exploded, causing a squirrel massacre, while screaming, causing cancer, and destroying Sauron himself which caused the Apocalypse, leading to legitimate heterophobia. In the next nightmare of Bernie, the sky felt the need to defecate furiously. All umbrellas were utterly useless. The Sun then squealed and a Rainbow covered placenta tree grew trans lesbians. Banana hammocks were banned in Texas, Kentucky and so were regular pineapples. The Govener was unhappy with recent fruit events and created stronger LSD to control Bikini Bottom. Gradually, citizens and animals became cannibalistic and ate
  9. His pineapples were rolling with a mamma dog attack helicopter. Then suddenly, a wild squirrel army and a squirrel commander demanded nuts.
  10. Personally I do a pretty good job cutting my own hair. I just butchered my sweet fro a couple weeks ago with some scissors and it looks fine except I didn't do the hairline.
  11. I got 10 whole dollars! Would you rather starve to death or be eaten alive?(I need to know, for.. er ... reasons.)
  12. When you bottle toilet water from other people's houses just in case you run out.
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