Nitron_Biohazard

Wish granted. Doorknobs become orange but doors stop having doorknobs. I wish for a fish.

Granted They remove everything that made it good. I wish for the next wish to rhyme.

Granted you get all of the things but they are all stolen. I wish Gotham wasn't going on a production break.

Granted you fall into a permanent, nightmare filled sleep. I wish I could turn invisible and back at will.

Granted however the cooling system breaks and it burns out. I wish for a tree that grows bacon

Granted the amount of time before the universe ends is extended unfortunately you die in a car crash 50 years before you would have had the universe ended at its original time. I wish for a flying space mammoth.

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