Well, I have to said, hahahahahaha, Sir, you made my day with that post (still laughing)... that was a hell of a investigating job mate, I´ve been playing Pz since first Desura builds, and I read a lot of crazy actions from crazy people, but you, you mate are fucking master of the universe (). If you can do that with a bloody fork, I don't believe there´s a power in the verse can stop you, Devs should put a golden fork in the game with your nick, like excalibur stuff, just amazing., clyde for you. About Axes, I think Fireman should have better spawn chance or spawn with it (yeah, some people go bed with hammers, I go with my axe ), I always use traits designed to use an axe (strengh, stealth, deaf, blind, bad drink) and problem is always find it. It´s true WP loot is non balanced yet, so it´s just a matter of time I suppose.