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Zombiemonkey

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  1. I don't have anything against the game. It's the fanbase that i hate. Really getting sick of seeing name's like: Chica the Chicken, or Foxy the Pirate everywhere, it's even worse if two fans meet and do really cringey roleplay.
  2. This is something i would like to see, altough i dont think the skill should be called leadership, like Suomiboi said. I think it should be like this: the higher the skill, the better you can prevent riots/fights/leaving. It should also keep your survivors happy. Maybe you could also increase it by talking to other survivors, and choosing clever text bars. it could also be used to increase trust with the leader and survivors of group. Anyway, thats my opinion on the subject.
  3. You know, Water is not always healthy...
  4. No fanboy can defeat the glorious keyboard warriors!
  5. What about Dog meat? P.s i saw the most horrible pictures when searching up ''dog meat'' I regret everything.
  6. Im actually pretty surprised not that it isnt in the game... imagine the item descriptions...
  7. T'was a murky morning in the land of Dildondus, and everyone was Eating pancakes With forks. Suddenly a herald from the opposing kingdom of Supercalafradgelisticexpealadociousantidisestablishmentarianismfloccinaucinihilipilification, as their inferior waffles had been abducted by the mole-people. and the moles said the Supercalafradgelisticexpealadociousantidisestablishmentarianismfloccinaucinihilipilifications were next due to them not being hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia friendly. Luckily the Kingdom of Dildondus didn't give a fuck since they opposed the kingdom of Supercalafradgelisticexpealadociousantidisestablishmentarianismfloccinaucinihilipilification, nailing the herald's hat to his head and going to the pub for a quick Sex On The Beach, but it turned out the pub was a literal drinks pub, and he ended up having sex with myself, at which point I wondered, how much meth DID I smoke today? then I realised, I was Walter White which, quite frankly, explained alot... But then suddenly, the village alarm ukulele sounded! It was time for the village to dance to the Bee Gees, however one person did not dance at which point the mole people came up and said "You should be dancing...yeah" and shot him. luckily he already stashed away all is gold, which he looted in the cave of The Supercalafradgelisticexpealadociousantidisestablishmentarianismfloccinaucinihilipilification kingdom. He stole all this gold to pay off his mother, for all the pancakes she had brought for his pet sloth, which was also a alcoholic and turned out to be the great hero destined to overthrow the waffle loving mole-people The pet did a special power attack to the mole people which costed 140 mana. The mole king screamed out in terror:
  8. Guys... i ate a perfectly good waffle the other day, and i was almost brainwashed and taken by the Waffle kingdom. Luckily i got out of it because im staying true to the pancakes. Dont let the smell of waffles fool you!
  9. T'was a murky morning in the land of Dildondus, and everyone was Eating pancakes With forks. Suddenly a herald from the opposing kingdom of Supercalafradgelisticexpealadociousantidisestablishmentarianismfloccinaucinihilipilification, as their inferior waffles had been abducted by the mole-people. and the moles said the Supercalafradgelisticexpealadociousantidisestablishmentarianismfloccinaucinihilipilifications were next due to them not being hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia friendly. Luckily the Kingdom of Dildondus didn't give a fuck since they opposed the kingdom of Supercalafradgelisticexpealadociousantidisestablishmentarianismfloccinaucinihilipilification, nailing the herald's hat to his head and going to the pub for a quick Sex On The Beach, but it turned out the pub was a literal drinks pub, and he ended up having sex with myself, at which point I wondered, how much meth DID I smoke today? then I realised, I was Walter White which, quite frankly, explained alot... But then suddenly, the village alarm ukulele sounded! It was time for the village to dance to the Bee Gees, however one person did not dance at which point the mole people came up and said "You should be dancing...yeah" and shot him. luckily he already stashed away all is gold, which he looted in the cave of The Supercalafradgelisticexpealadociousantidisestablishmentarianismfloccinaucinihilipilification kingdom. He stole all this gold to pay off his
  10. If Minecraft 2 was ever announced it will probably get even more hype than GTA 5 had. Not saying i would like it if they did that tough.
  11. T'was a murky morning in the land of Dildondus, and everyone was Eating pancakes With forks. Suddenly a herald from the opposing kingdom of Supercalafradgelisticexpealadociousantidisestablishmentarianismfloccinaucinihilipilification, as their inferior waffles had been abducted by the mole-people. and the moles said the Supercalafradgelisticexpealadociousantidisestablishmentarianismfloccinaucinihilipilifications were next due to them not being hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia friendly. Luckily the Kingdom of Dildondus didn't give a fuck since they opposed the kingdom of Supercalafradgelisticexpealadociousantidisestablishmentarianismfloccinaucinihilipilification, nailing the herald's hat to his head and going to the pub for a quick Sex On The Beach, but it turned out the pub was a literal drinks pub, and he ended up having sex with myself, at which point I wondered, how much meth DID I smoke today? then I realised, I was Walter White which, quite frankly, explained alot... But then suddenly
  12. Part I T'was a murky morning in the land of Dildondus, and everyone was Eating pancakes
  13. Depending on the tool you get more or less experience if you succeed? (This could replace the need for multiple books at later levels.) Since both lighters and matches are almost guaranteed to give a fire after adding a book/paper/magazine it should always give the least experience. The basic campfire look is ok but perhaps different campfire styles/better campfires. I mean there should be a way to build a better and safer more permanent fireplace. Some stores sell premade campfire kits (made of metal/brick) or you can use concrete/bricks/stones and build your own? All just to stop fire from spreading of course and some might not be able to be taken down. If you ever add in a camping supply store (or add it to the firearms type store) you could add in things like. (taken from wikipedia) fire striker – a piece of high carbon steel used for striking a spark, usually kept in a tinderbox together with flint and tinder.firelighter – small solid fuel tablets sold as a consumer product and designed to replace kindling in starting a fire. Yes, these are great ideas and fits very well with this suggestion.
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  15. We all know that its pretty easy to make a campfire lit in this game. And i tought it was a little bit too easy and a little bit too unrealistic. So this overhaul would make it a bit harder and a bit more realistic. And thats all what this game is about, right? So lets gets started. Wet wood: You just chopped a tree down and you got plenty of wood. But its imaginable that the wood is probably very wet because it stood outside all the time. starting a fire with wet wood is incredibly hard. So its the best solution to store it somewhere inside for a few days until it becomes a little less wet. The more dry the wood, the easier it will get to make a fire. Now, wood you find in a container is another story... Dry grass: You need something to start a fire with once you get a lighter/matches. In the overhaul you have the abilty to pick some grass on a grass tile and store it in your pockets or inside. After a few days it will become more dry, and eventually it will become a great way to start a fire with. Ofcourse, one plumb of dry grass wont make a fire start for the average joe, so you will need lots of paper and dry grass to start a good fire. Fire stages: When you start a fire, it will change, and have different stages. I will show my ideas: Fire tent: This is the first stage when you start a great fire, lots of flames and warmth will come, but you have a great chance to burn your food when cooking. Black wood: The fire has been goign for a little bit. The paper and dry grass have already burned away and the wood has become black and ashy. The fire is still in great condition but the flames are less high. You have less chance to burn your food and this is probably the best opportunity if you dont have time. Collapsed black wood tent: Your fire tent had collapsed, and your flames are less high. This is also a great moment to cook food but it takes longer. Ashes: Your campfire is now smoldering red ash. It still gives some warmth and it gives a bit less smoke. Sleeping with the ashes stage in a cold winter is safe and a good way to keep warm. Fire making skill: The more you make fire, the better you will get. eventually at level 2 you can try to make a fire with a notched wooden plank and such. It wont always work, But its a good way to grind your fire skill without wasting wood. at level 4 You will get much better at making fire without matches/lighters. At level 5 you have no reason anymore to use matches or lighters for a fire, as you will be a firemaking god. This skill will be under the survival category just like trapping and fishing. There will also be fire making books around for you to find. So what do you guys think? Id like to hear your opinions about it.
  16. Its not that easy to ride a horse. Especially when you do it for the first time. If this was ever added i think there should be a trait/job that allows you to ride them. Maybe even a horse riding skill?
  17. Communities would be neat. But this is a suvival horror game, and i think that if this was implented, it would heavily change the game. For example: Instead of thinking: Lets go to the nearest house, get some food and prepare for the night while finding a weapon! Most players would think: Ok! lets go to the nearest house, grab some food and find some npc's, find a hammer, barricade a house and make a community so we can get lots of more food and grow our base! Dont get me wrong, i would really like to build small communities when npc's are added, but it should still be a survival game.
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