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Diplodocus Dance at Dawn

Diplodocus Dance at Dawn

Ha ha! Yeah really. Nice work, laser mind.
Optimus Prime did a primary-school rhyme?

Diplodocus Dance at Dawn

grrrwof! I feel this thing lazy

Ooh, that's a good one. My lightbulb moment has given me 'ska-burrow-fare' for 'Scarborough Fair'...

This was really difficult to judge, but in third place, I place the Ratfari.In second place, the duck getting eaten by the crocodile. Edged ahead of 4 and 3 due to the world class pun / journalistic report.
But the best one for me - despite being the worst, is the Passion of the Rabbit, by Botticelli. Or Psymong. One of the two. I'm equally amused and confused. Well done sir, I pass the baton to you.

Do you want to be his friend?(he won´t hurt you with the knife embedded in his arm, i swear!)

Awesome!! Love at first sight!
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Well, this is my little friend, Ratfari...
 
Yeah, I'm not pretty proud of this, is a very shitty idea xD

A man undergoing an exorcism, after being recently haunted by a couple of happy pacman ghosts.

The new mapping tools are planned to be released sometime shortly after the conurbation of West Point appears in the official map.

Rick Dangerous

oh dear...

Trumping Gnome?

"When asked by the police why he ate the famous duck, the crocodile replied "I wanted to taste some hollywood fame ...". Donald D. was reported missing on Aug. 2nd 2013 by his fiance Daisy D. He was declared de..."
 
 

 
 
 
... I'm sorry ...

Trumping Gnome?

my first and probably only entry:
 
the strangely bearded man, with even stranger hair and a skin disease.
 

Trumping Gnome?

Trumping Gnome?

Minor-ET-Reap-Oort for Minority Report?

I'm struggling to think of just one.
 
Also:
 
Jar-Home-Cage-Rome = Jerome K. Jerome.  

Wonky indeed! But good enough to snatch THIRD PLACE in this episode of COLOUR ME, STUPID!
 
Congratulation Psymong - please collect your reward, a copy of Creature of Havoc by Steve Jackson & Ian Livingston. Be prepared to spend the rest of the week on the fifth page of that sodding book before throwing it on to the wood burning stove in disgust after not even understanding what it is you need to do to get anywhere, despite reading every bloody entry in the whole book twice.
 
 
 
A superlative entry, which on any other day would surely be good enough to snatch the big prize. Beautifully detailed, with a concept that brings ones thoughts to how humanity - the powerful bear - has grown lazy as he now has the ability to store salmon in his (presumably refrigerated) hiking pack.
 
Really touching stuff.
 
Please collect your commemorative Prince George 'Foetal-scan' mug on your way past the door attendant.
 
 
 
And to the big prize, a true masterpiece.
 
The artist was not available for comment, however people have been reportedly queueing round the block over the last few days to access the data centre in Leipzig where the actual original physical bytes of this piece are stored - just to get a look and confirm that this actually happened.
 
If SpeCter could please collect his prize on the way out - a living platypus signed by the members of independent game developers 'The Indie Stone'.

I dream of a future where magical flying sheep deliver marbles to all the boys and girls

Jon Ronson removes his Johnson?

Benedict Cumberbatch puts on a nicotine patch?