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These are great. I'm away for the weekend, so I'll judge Sunday night.

Delightful. I am impressed.

The new mapping tools are planned to be released sometime shortly after the conurbation of West Point appears in the official map.

Phil Anselmo enjoys Prosciutto?

Sweet Jesus.

What a great start ...

Actraiser

Weee! *celebratory noise of a penny whistle*

1 Direction - The Video Game

Trumping Gnome?

Your nefarious plan to split the pancake vote in two by adding Crepes as an option will not work. Us Crepe and Pancake supporters stand as one, as brothers and sisters.

Ecco the dolphin

Correct!

You are very close ... but not quite right ...

Amazing.

Wonky indeed! But good enough to snatch THIRD PLACE in this episode of COLOUR ME, STUPID! Congratulation Psymong - please collect your reward, a copy of Creature of Havoc by Steve Jackson & Ian Livingston. Be prepared to spend the rest of the week on the fifth page of that sodding book before throwing it on to the wood burning stove in disgust after not even understanding what it is you need to do to get anywhere, despite reading every bloody entry in the whole book twice. A superlative entry, which on any other day would surely be good enough to snatch the big prize. Beautifully detailed, with a concept that brings ones thoughts to how humanity - the powerful bear - has grown lazy as he now has the ability to store salmon in his (presumably refrigerated) hiking pack. Really touching stuff. Please collect your commemorative Prince George 'Foetal-scan' mug on your way past the door attendant. And to the big prize, a true masterpiece. The artist was not available for comment, however people have been reportedly queueing round the block over the last few days to access the data centre in Leipzig where the actual original physical bytes of this piece are stored - just to get a look and confirm that this actually happened. If SpeCter could please collect his prize on the way out - a living platypus signed by the members of independent game developers 'The Indie Stone'.

We need some of the forum krauts our teutonic friends to show up ... they would get this in seconds ...

This is a bit of a humdinger. Well done Nickenstein79.

That wasn't the one I was after ... but not that far away ...

Lets try this one: Topic: Sports Star

I'm gonna go for Jay-cob Brow-nova-ski Or Jacob Bronowski.

I think we'll have a last call for entries, and I'll name a winner by 6pm tonight (BST).

Nice one Tooks, I was wracking my brains trying to think what rhymed with 'Zod' !

Sensible World of Soccer

Brogue