Lotan

I got scratched and started to fall ill.

My friend: "Stand outside, I want to see you die."
 
Me: "Okay" *sadface
 
A while later.
 
Me: "I've been stood out in the rain in my pants for 2 days now....I'm freezing, in agony, soaked, fever, starving, and thirsty. Still on full health."
 
*After 3 days.
 
Me: "At last! I'm dying!" *falls down dead*
       "FFS I WASN'T EVEN INFECTED!"
 
Turns out I hadn't been infected, I had gotten ill from being wet. I then sped up my demise by standing naked in october in the raid for 3 days.
 
Last thing my character heard as his life gently ebbed away.
 
 
"Shit, man. Now I've got a corpse on my lawn....."

I got scratched and started to fall ill.

My friend: "Stand outside, I want to see you die."
 
Me: "Okay" *sadface
 
A while later.
 
Me: "I've been stood out in the rain in my pants for 2 days now....I'm freezing, in agony, soaked, fever, starving, and thirsty. Still on full health."
 
*After 3 days.
 
Me: "At last! I'm dying!" *falls down dead*
       "FFS I WASN'T EVEN INFECTED!"
 
Turns out I hadn't been infected, I had gotten ill from being wet. I then sped up my demise by standing naked in october in the raid for 3 days.
 
Last thing my character heard as his life gently ebbed away.
 
 
"Shit, man. Now I've got a corpse on my lawn....."

I got scratched and started to fall ill.

My friend: "Stand outside, I want to see you die."
 
Me: "Okay" *sadface
 
A while later.
 
Me: "I've been stood out in the rain in my pants for 2 days now....I'm freezing, in agony, soaked, fever, starving, and thirsty. Still on full health."
 
*After 3 days.
 
Me: "At last! I'm dying!" *falls down dead*
       "FFS I WASN'T EVEN INFECTED!"
 
Turns out I hadn't been infected, I had gotten ill from being wet. I then sped up my demise by standing naked in october in the raid for 3 days.
 
Last thing my character heard as his life gently ebbed away.
 
 
"Shit, man. Now I've got a corpse on my lawn....."

I got scratched and started to fall ill.

My friend: "Stand outside, I want to see you die."
 
Me: "Okay" *sadface
 
A while later.
 
Me: "I've been stood out in the rain in my pants for 2 days now....I'm freezing, in agony, soaked, fever, starving, and thirsty. Still on full health."
 
*After 3 days.
 
Me: "At last! I'm dying!" *falls down dead*
       "FFS I WASN'T EVEN INFECTED!"
 
Turns out I hadn't been infected, I had gotten ill from being wet. I then sped up my demise by standing naked in october in the raid for 3 days.
 
Last thing my character heard as his life gently ebbed away.
 
 
"Shit, man. Now I've got a corpse on my lawn....."

I got scratched and started to fall ill.

My friend: "Stand outside, I want to see you die."
 
Me: "Okay" *sadface
 
A while later.
 
Me: "I've been stood out in the rain in my pants for 2 days now....I'm freezing, in agony, soaked, fever, starving, and thirsty. Still on full health."
 
*After 3 days.
 
Me: "At last! I'm dying!" *falls down dead*
       "FFS I WASN'T EVEN INFECTED!"
 
Turns out I hadn't been infected, I had gotten ill from being wet. I then sped up my demise by standing naked in october in the raid for 3 days.
 
Last thing my character heard as his life gently ebbed away.
 
 
"Shit, man. Now I've got a corpse on my lawn....."

I got scratched and started to fall ill.

My friend: "Stand outside, I want to see you die."
 
Me: "Okay" *sadface
 
A while later.
 
Me: "I've been stood out in the rain in my pants for 2 days now....I'm freezing, in agony, soaked, fever, starving, and thirsty. Still on full health."
 
*After 3 days.
 
Me: "At last! I'm dying!" *falls down dead*
       "FFS I WASN'T EVEN INFECTED!"
 
Turns out I hadn't been infected, I had gotten ill from being wet. I then sped up my demise by standing naked in october in the raid for 3 days.
 
Last thing my character heard as his life gently ebbed away.
 
 
"Shit, man. Now I've got a corpse on my lawn....."

By all means abuse the system. It'll work wonders until we start making you ill from having a whole load of rotting corpses in your safe house

oh absolutely. i only refer to what we do when playing the game. anyone crazy enough to try the up and under on a "real" zombie would certainly pay a price for it. but as we know, for the game many things get simplified and accuracy is way higher than it would be in real life.

i've got angel dust will you take that

Not sure if joke...
 
Or mercenary.

This one is the accurate representation of what I'm going to look like if zombie apocalypse was to happen in real life.
 

its a good house, but whats better is the fact that you have a back up two story safehouse just up the road you can go to when the horde shows up http://pzmap.crash-override.net/#0.5223685160235756,0.2077680037005575,97.69796428789371

This is my current safehouse.  It's my favorite so far.
http://pzmap.crash-o....68506857456694
 
Two floors, two doors, lots of windows, and a nice big area to plant a farm in.
For the early game, the food market across the street is nice too.