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Lotan

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    Lotan got a reaction from Bughunter66 in Famous Last Words   
    I got scratched and started to fall ill.

    My friend: "Stand outside, I want to see you die."
     
    Me: "Okay" *sadface
     
    A while later.
     
    Me: "I've been stood out in the rain in my pants for 2 days now....I'm freezing, in agony, soaked, fever, starving, and thirsty. Still on full health."
     
    *After 3 days.
     
    Me: "At last! I'm dying!" *falls down dead*
           "FFS I WASN'T EVEN INFECTED!"
     
    Turns out I hadn't been infected, I had gotten ill from being wet. I then sped up my demise by standing naked in october in the raid for 3 days.
     
    Last thing my character heard as his life gently ebbed away.
     
     
    "Shit, man. Now I've got a corpse on my lawn....."
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    Lotan got a reaction from Asparagus in Famous Last Words   
    I got scratched and started to fall ill.

    My friend: "Stand outside, I want to see you die."
     
    Me: "Okay" *sadface
     
    A while later.
     
    Me: "I've been stood out in the rain in my pants for 2 days now....I'm freezing, in agony, soaked, fever, starving, and thirsty. Still on full health."
     
    *After 3 days.
     
    Me: "At last! I'm dying!" *falls down dead*
           "FFS I WASN'T EVEN INFECTED!"
     
    Turns out I hadn't been infected, I had gotten ill from being wet. I then sped up my demise by standing naked in october in the raid for 3 days.
     
    Last thing my character heard as his life gently ebbed away.
     
     
    "Shit, man. Now I've got a corpse on my lawn....."
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    Lotan got a reaction from lucy the axe in Famous Last Words   
    I got scratched and started to fall ill.

    My friend: "Stand outside, I want to see you die."
     
    Me: "Okay" *sadface
     
    A while later.
     
    Me: "I've been stood out in the rain in my pants for 2 days now....I'm freezing, in agony, soaked, fever, starving, and thirsty. Still on full health."
     
    *After 3 days.
     
    Me: "At last! I'm dying!" *falls down dead*
           "FFS I WASN'T EVEN INFECTED!"
     
    Turns out I hadn't been infected, I had gotten ill from being wet. I then sped up my demise by standing naked in october in the raid for 3 days.
     
    Last thing my character heard as his life gently ebbed away.
     
     
    "Shit, man. Now I've got a corpse on my lawn....."
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    Lotan got a reaction from MrZombifiedGamer in Famous Last Words   
    I got scratched and started to fall ill.

    My friend: "Stand outside, I want to see you die."
     
    Me: "Okay" *sadface
     
    A while later.
     
    Me: "I've been stood out in the rain in my pants for 2 days now....I'm freezing, in agony, soaked, fever, starving, and thirsty. Still on full health."
     
    *After 3 days.
     
    Me: "At last! I'm dying!" *falls down dead*
           "FFS I WASN'T EVEN INFECTED!"
     
    Turns out I hadn't been infected, I had gotten ill from being wet. I then sped up my demise by standing naked in october in the raid for 3 days.
     
    Last thing my character heard as his life gently ebbed away.
     
     
    "Shit, man. Now I've got a corpse on my lawn....."
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    Lotan got a reaction from JensTheViking in Famous Last Words   
    I got scratched and started to fall ill.

    My friend: "Stand outside, I want to see you die."
     
    Me: "Okay" *sadface
     
    A while later.
     
    Me: "I've been stood out in the rain in my pants for 2 days now....I'm freezing, in agony, soaked, fever, starving, and thirsty. Still on full health."
     
    *After 3 days.
     
    Me: "At last! I'm dying!" *falls down dead*
           "FFS I WASN'T EVEN INFECTED!"
     
    Turns out I hadn't been infected, I had gotten ill from being wet. I then sped up my demise by standing naked in october in the raid for 3 days.
     
    Last thing my character heard as his life gently ebbed away.
     
     
    "Shit, man. Now I've got a corpse on my lawn....."
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    Lotan got a reaction from Aardman55 in Famous Last Words   
    I got scratched and started to fall ill.

    My friend: "Stand outside, I want to see you die."
     
    Me: "Okay" *sadface
     
    A while later.
     
    Me: "I've been stood out in the rain in my pants for 2 days now....I'm freezing, in agony, soaked, fever, starving, and thirsty. Still on full health."
     
    *After 3 days.
     
    Me: "At last! I'm dying!" *falls down dead*
           "FFS I WASN'T EVEN INFECTED!"
     
    Turns out I hadn't been infected, I had gotten ill from being wet. I then sped up my demise by standing naked in october in the raid for 3 days.
     
    Last thing my character heard as his life gently ebbed away.
     
     
    "Shit, man. Now I've got a corpse on my lawn....."
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    Lotan reacted to CaptainBinky in New corpse moving could be abused   
    By all means abuse the system. It'll work wonders until we start making you ill from having a whole load of rotting corpses in your safe house
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    Lotan reacted to syfy in Find More Weapons But With Less Durability   
    oh absolutely. i only refer to what we do when playing the game. anyone crazy enough to try the up and under on a "real" zombie would certainly pay a price for it. but as we know, for the game many things get simplified and accuracy is way higher than it would be in real life.
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    Lotan reacted to Footmuffin in my little give away   
    i've got angel dust will you take that
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    Lotan reacted to Fj45 in Desing your own survival gear buildup.   
    Not sure if joke...
     
    Or mercenary.
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    Lotan reacted to LeoIvanov in Desing your own survival gear buildup.   
    This one is the accurate representation of what I'm going to look like if zombie apocalypse was to happen in real life.
     
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    Lotan reacted to syfy in Safehouse selection?   
    its a good house, but whats better is the fact that you have a back up two story safehouse just up the road you can go to when the horde shows up http://pzmap.crash-override.net/#0.5223685160235756,0.2077680037005575,97.69796428789371
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    Lotan reacted to HazardousMatt in Safehouse selection?   
    This is my current safehouse.  It's my favorite so far.
    http://pzmap.crash-o....68506857456694
     
    Two floors, two doors, lots of windows, and a nice big area to plant a farm in.
    For the early game, the food market across the street is nice too.
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