Vulspire

Because that is impossible, physically and mentally impossible. If someone was foolish enough to try they would spontaneously combust. Is it sexy time yet?

Silly, I am over there. Why fight a bear and loose your underwear when you could sit down and eat a pair?

*Thinking to myself that there is a giant green thing smashing zeds, a stack of pancakes in an astronaut suit with a revolver, and a rebelous man in a spiderman suit whose arm is on fire and rolling around while swinging his bat...* I feel like all sanity has left my mind, so I strip completely nude and attempt to jump over the fire and out the front door while yelling "KITTEN" ........

I take the red pill. I... Am... The ONE! *Beats crap out of a man in a suit and casually walks away.* What would you do if you came to realize that all reality around you was really the matrix.

Im guessing purple. Because if you choke them and their face turns red... (Red + Blue = Purple) Right? Mabe... This is a very dark post... What do you do with a kangaroo?

Pancakez your going dry, you need more syrup. You get cranky when your dry...

My favorite sandbox settings: I like to keep it the classic way with shuffling zombies. Set them to fragile, and keep everything else on the default settings. I promise its not because i'm a nub *Cough* (Mabe a little) But they still give me a hard time. If you had to be stranded somewhere and survive for the rest of your life where would it be?

After being distracted by Xydonus who is destroying the store and reliving himself on the poster for the upcoming CoD 25, I see the zombies outside our shop and focus my attention on them. I push the game shelves up to the windows and lock the doors to buy us some time to think...

*Blows up a long tube shaped balloon, Twists the balloon so fast that it cannot be see by human eyes.* "Here you go, Its a wiener dog... If this is not proof enough then I don't know what... OR possibly Rathlord or Enigma could up me to Moderator, Then I would have the power of a god! AND THEN I WILL SHOW YOU! HAHAHAHAHA! Erm... If you were a Moderator what would you do with all the POWER!

Mabe if it was "One hat to rule them all" but a the moment no, I don't comprehend. What is the funniest prank you have ever done on someone?

As I stare at the giant thing I find out that its actually a super mutant! She sees you in the distance and screams: "I Tabitha, You dumb dumb, I smash dumb dumb!" She leads her mighty goat army into battle against you and Jane. You realize that trying to fight a super mutant and a rabid goat army is not worth the risk, so you tell Jane to sneak quietly behind the building while you draw their attention. You fire a few shots and run behind the building, You jump into a dumpster that you find Jane hiding in too! ...

Just to give everyone a clear image of the goats this is what your up against...Goat.jpg Edit: This did not work out the way i planned.

"I have your family hostage, If you can find me 1 big mac from mcdonald's then i will free them." You look at the flakey makeup on his face and think of how he now looks like the Joker from Batman. You then say: "Your one sick **** Ronald." He Replys in a crazy voice: "DO IT! I need my fix man! You don't know what is like in my shoes, Your not a clown! Do you have to wear size 18's everyday?!" (You see a scalpel on the trey next to you...)

A very sinister looking coconut head with a monkey face carved in it. It likes to rob me of my pocket change. What is the object to the right of you?

Yeah I'm in a nice residence near the "small wherehouse" and I really like it, It's not that far way from town if I need tools/ammo/food. I just keep the windows boarded to max and if i ever need to defend I have all that ammo from the police station.