Complete the story!

[BeastlyBean]

So I got bored and was thinking of this game I used to play back in the old days ...

 

Anyway its a random story that has players make up 1 sentence of the text. (so you can only "reply" on other users, not twice yourself, that won't count. the story contains up to 20 lines of text, then a new one can be created (lines can be added if the poster wants to).

 

So here's an example:

 

1. I was walking down the street
2. When I sudden fell a quick grab at my ankle
3. It was a nice fish
4. Who asked me for same tea
5. So I ... .... ...
6. .... ....
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I of course  will start the game with the following line:

 

1. My table is dancing on the street
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Good luck! you crazies ..

[turbotutone]

1. My table is dancing on the street
2. and i'm thinking to myself "that would make a great david bowie song", but then
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[ExcentriCreation]

1. My table is dancing on the street

and i'm thinking to myself "that would make a great david bowie song", but then

The beat started

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[VamyreLord]

1. My table is dancing on the street

and i'm thinking to myself "that would make a great david bowie song", but then

The beat started

And I started singing along

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Viceroy]

1. My table is dancing on the street
2. and i'm thinking to myself "that would make a great david bowie song", but then
3. The beat started
4. And I started singing along
5. I looked to the table as I sang, my feet shuffling closer.
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[BeastlyBean]

1. My table is dancing on the street

and i'm thinking to myself "that would make a great david bowie song", but then

The beat started

And I started singing along

I looked to the table as I sang, my feet shuffling closer.

But he didn't notice me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Anvilman6]

1. My table is dancing on the street

and i'm thinking to myself "that would make a great david bowie song", but then

The beat started 

And I started singing along

I looked to the table as I sang, my feet shuffling closer.

But he didn't notice me

So I turned away

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Kidlonewolf]

1. My table is dancing on the street
   
2. and i'm thinking to myself "that would make a great david bowie song", but then
   
3. The beat started
   
4. And I started singing along
   
5. I looked to the table as I sang, my feet shuffling closer.
   
6. But he didn't notice me
   
7. So i turned away
   
8. And as soon as i did i heard an explosion come from behind me
   
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[booner352]

1. My table is dancing on the street
2. and i'm thinking to myself "that would make a great david bowie song", but then
3. The beat started
4. And I started singing along
5. I looked to the table as I sang, my feet shuffling closer.
6. But he didn't notice me
7. So i turned away
8. And as soon as i did i heard an explosion come from behind me
9. But I dare not turn around to look because that wouldn't be cool and
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[Guest]

1. My table is dancing on the street

and i'm thinking to myself "that would make a great david bowie song", but then

The beat started 

And I started singing along

I looked to the table as I sang, my feet shuffling closer.

But he didn't notice me

So i turned away

And as soon as i did i heard an explosion come from behind me

But I dare not turn around to look because that wouldn't be cool and

I have atomosophobia

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Daman453]

1. My table is dancing on the street
   
2. and i'm thinking to myself "that would make a great david bowie song", but then
   
3. The beat started  
   
4. And I started singing along
   
5. I looked to the table as I sang, my feet shuffling closer.
   
6. But he didn't notice me
   
7. So i turned away
   
8. And as soon as i did i heard an explosion come from behind me
   
9. But I dare not turn around to look because that wouldn't be cool and
   
10. I have atomosophobia
    
11. So i walked up into...
    
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[migulao]

1. My table is dancing on the street

and i'm thinking to myself "that would make a great david bowie song", but then

The beat started   

And I started singing along

I looked to the table as I sang, my feet shuffling closer.

But he didn't notice me

So i turned away

And as soon as i did i heard an explosion come from behind me

But I dare not turn around to look because that wouldn't be cool and

I have atomosophobia

So i walked up into

A transvestite potato salad bar

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Daman453]

1. My table is dancing on the street
   
2. and i'm thinking to myself "that would make a great david bowie song", but then
   
3. The beat started   
   
4. And I started singing along
   
5. I looked to the table as I sang, my feet shuffling closer.
   
6. But he didn't notice me
   
7. So i turned away
   
8. And as soon as i did i heard an explosion come from behind me
   
9. But I dare not turn around to look because that wouldn't be cool and
   
10. I have atomosophobia
    
11. So i walked up into
    
12. A transvestite potato salad bar
    
13. but then i ordered the tomato
    
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[VamyreLord]

1. My table is dancing on the street
   
2. and i'm thinking to myself "that would make a great david bowie song", but then
   
3. The beat started   
   
4. And I started singing along
   
5. I looked to the table as I sang, my feet shuffling closer.
   
6. But he didn't notice me
   
7. So i turned away
   
8. And as soon as i did i heard an explosion come from behind me
   
9. But I dare not turn around to look because that wouldn't be cool and
   
10. I have atomosophobia
    
11. So i walked up into
    
12. A transvestite potato salad bar
    
13. but then i ordered the tomato
    
14. with extra mayonnaise
    
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[KarenB88]

1. My table is dancing on the street
   
2. and i'm thinking to myself "that would make a great david bowie song", but then
   
3. The beat started   
   
4. And I started singing along
   
5. I looked to the table as I sang, my feet shuffling closer.
   
6. But he didn't notice me
   
7. So i turned away
   
8. And as soon as i did i heard an explosion come from behind me
   
9. But I dare not turn around to look because that wouldn't be cool and
   
10. I have atomosophobia
    
11. So i walked up into
    
12. A transvestite potato salad bar
    
13. but then i ordered the tomato
    
14. with extra mayonnaise
    
15. and the tomato got angry
    
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[migulao]

1. My table is dancing on the street

and i'm thinking to myself "that would make a great david bowie song", but then

The beat started    

And I started singing along

I looked to the table as I sang, my feet shuffling closer.

But he didn't notice me

So i turned away

And as soon as i did i heard an explosion come from behind me

But I dare not turn around to look because that wouldn't be cool and

I have atomosophobia

So i walked up into

A transvestite potato salad bar

but then i ordered the tomato

with extra mayonnaise

and the tomato got angry

and bit my 

 

 

 

[_Gold_]

1. My table is dancing on the street

and i'm thinking to myself "that would make a great david bowie song", but then

The beat started     

And I started singing along

I looked to the table as I sang, my feet shuffling closer.

But he didn't notice me

So i turned away

And as soon as i did i heard an explosion come from behind me

But I dare not turn around to look because that wouldn't be cool and

I have atomosophobia

So i walked up into

A transvestite potato salad bar

but then i ordered the tomato

with extra mayonnaise

and the tomato got angry

and bit my 

awkwardly shaped ingrown toenail, which then caused the tomato to 

 

 

[Viceroy]

1. My table is dancing on the street

and i'm thinking to myself "that would make a great david bowie song", but then

The beat started     

And I started singing along

I looked to the table as I sang, my feet shuffling closer.

But he didn't notice me

So i turned away

And as soon as i did i heard an explosion come from behind me

But I dare not turn around to look because that wouldn't be cool and

I have atomosophobia

So i walked up into

A transvestite potato salad bar

but then i ordered the tomato

with extra mayonnaise

and the tomato got angry

and bit my 

awkwardly shaped ingrown toenail, which then caused the tomato to 

see the error of its ways and solemnly declare that

 

[VamyreLord]

1. My table is dancing on the street
2. and i'm thinking to myself "that would make a great david bowie song", but then
3. The beat started     
4. And I started singing along
5. I looked to the table as I sang, my feet shuffling closer.
6. But he didn't notice me
7. So i turned away
8. And as soon as i did i heard an explosion come from behind me
9. But I dare not turn around to look because that wouldn't be cool and
10. I have atomosophobia
11. So i walked up into
12. A transvestite potato salad bar
13. but then i ordered the tomato
14. with extra mayonnaise
15. and the tomato got angry
16. and bit my 
17. awkwardly shaped ingrown toenail, which then caused the tomato to 
18. see the error of its ways and solemnly declare that
19. you suck.

The End

[Viceroy]

The Alabaster Reckoning

Part I

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[_Gold_]

The Alabaster Reckoning

Part I

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[Zombiemonkey]

Part I

1. T'was a murky morning in the land of
2. Dildondus, and everyone was
3. Eating pancakes
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[VamyreLord]

Part I

1. T'was a murky morning in the land of
2. Dildondus, and everyone was
3. Eating pancakes
4. With forks
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[Viceroy]

Part I

1. T'was a murky morning in the land of
2. Dildondus, and everyone was
3. Eating pancakes
4. With forks.
5. Suddenly a herald from the opposing kingdom of
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[_Gold_]

Part I

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2. Dildondus, and everyone was
   
3. Eating pancakes
   
4. With forks.
   
5. Suddenly a herald from the opposing kingdom of
   
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