bvhv Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Well my brother wants to make a bet with me that if I eat cardboard he will give me $5. Can I boil it in some ramen noodles and eat it safely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathlord Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Short Answer: No Long Answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnigmaGrey Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 You will surely die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decay Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 all i eat is cardboard its a bit hard to live by at first but you get used to the delicious taste some fine chefs use cardboard in the recipes %100 real in short to eat the cardboard you must think like the cardboard Waaah-Yah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kajin Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 That is not worth five dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronCoffins Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Cardboard is good food. Specially for it high fiber so your bathroom ordeal should be a smooth transition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixel Bombs Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Oh cool, a Domino's pizza thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aardman55 Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 You can, but you need to remember some safety lessons before eating cardboard:1, Go to your brother.2, Say "Fuck you!" to him.3, Throw the cardboard out of your house, or if you're in a funny mood, urinate on it.4, Don't eat cardboard for 5$.5, Don't eat cardboard for 20$.6, Don't eat cardboard for 50$7, Don't eat cardboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Rathlord Said it best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connall Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Well I certainly didn't expect this, when logging on to the forums today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElBugbeeto Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 I mean...you're already eating raman so I don't see how actual cardboard can be much worse.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strang Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 If a man can eat an entire plane, you can eat some cardboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ontogenesis Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Depends how much cardboard? I had a paper eating contest once and am still alive to tell the tale. I was a lot more stupid when I was younger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdr.Keen Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 my gerbils like cardboard, trust them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathlord Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Depends how much cardboard? I had a paper eating contest once and am still alive to tell the tale. I was a lot more stupid when I was younger.To be fair, I did eat a fairly sizable chunk of dictionary at one point in my life. But, young and stupid and all that. On the bright side, digesting Dichotomy through Relegation has vastly improved my vocabulary within that range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronCoffins Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Dominoes Pizza, Oh now that was just cruel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syfy Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 my gerbils like cardboard, trust them! TRUST THEM? are you kidding? i see the one on the right with his evil red eyes staring at me. frankly, they look more like they are using the cardboard as a ploy and while they are sitting there looking "Cute" they are actually telepathically planning to jump out at you and rip your throat out. look at the black one, see that glint in his eye? i think the black one and Mr. Red Eye are the bosses, and the brown one is the muscle. watch your back, the Cardboard Mafia might try to get you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Depends how much cardboard? I had a paper eating contest once and am still alive to tell the tale. I was a lot more stupid when I was younger.To be fair, I did eat a fairly sizable chunk of dictionary at one point in my life. But, young and stupid and all that. On the bright side, digesting Dichotomy through Relegation has vastly improved my vocabulary within that range. LOL'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 I say tell your brother to up the ante a little bit and go munch that sucka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvhv Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share Posted September 10, 2014 my gerbils like cardboard, trust them! TRUST THEM? are you kidding? i see the one on the right with his evil red eyes staring at me. frankly, they look more like they are using the cardboard as a ploy and while they are sitting there looking "Cute" they are actually telepathically planning to jump out at you and rip your throat out. look at the black one, see that glint in his eye? i think the black one and Mr. Red Eye are the bosses, and the brown one is the muscle. watch your back, the Cardboard Mafia might try to get you. Oh dear..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I once tried to eat a quarter. I almost died. 10/10.No shit Einestein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 I once tried to eat a quarter. I almost died. 10/10.No shit Einestein. I was pretty young, I had no idea. No shit Einestein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rathlord Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Be lovely Vamyre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VamyreLord Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Be lovely Vamyre.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viceroy Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 *Einstein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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